WriterCrafter

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

my couchsona

I would buy this and cover it in weird plush and sleep on it every night.

I didn't know they did upholstery with 1990s bowling alley carpets.

This is where Jake Sisko hides so he can write in peace.

If it splits, they sits.

Encounter: the God of Hayfever

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

If The Biscuit Brothers tv show was still in production, Tiny Scarecrow would lose his damned mind over this.