While reading Pitt fanfic, two things make me go "yeah that wouldn't happen", putting aside any mischaracterizations or medical inaccuracies:
1. Both day shift and night shift are together at a dinner or park or something. If they're here, who the fuck is running the ER?
2. They just do not have the time to be fucking in the supply closet.
( I also absolutely don't care and just find it funny.)












