it's turtles all the way down

some of yall r SOOO sensitive!! and it’s a good way to be. u have big hearts. I love u

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"