You think you're punny, buoy?

sorry you’re stressed! very unfortunate, hate to hear it! coincidentally i am grabbable and my pain tolerance is pretty decent and you should take it out on me or something maybe

whats the name for that fashion style where its like 4958723489607345637089 tiny accessories. i got an oc i wanna dress like that but idk how to look it up :sob:

“deco” or “decora”!

Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.

I don’t know what exactly peaked with the Madden Giferator, but I do miss it.

I hope you like it, @derinthescarletpescatarian , making it made me think of you

There is no Grant in Ba Sing Se

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

Intelligent alien species based on bugs but specifically those moths that don’t have mouths and only live for a week after they pupate. This species’ whole conscious life is actually in the larval phase; larvae are the ones considered people, larvae are the ones with conscious and complex brains who build society, and each instar of the larva is treated as a different phase of life. Larvae become emotionally and socially and cognitively mature without ever becoming sexually mature. When they pupate, they metamorphose into something different and strange and close to mindless, with no mouth and no digestive system, whose only instincts are to mate and then quickly die. Metamorphosis is treated, functionally, like a person’s death, and the imago phase is a kind of proto-afterlife of majestic flight and the continuation of the species. Birth and death inextricably intertwined. Sex is not something people do during their lives, it’s a thing that is done as an imago after you’ve passed on from your life but before you return to the soil in death. Resultant eggs are collected by family members to raise. I think this would be fun.

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household