I miss when borderlands didn’t try to make the proportions of the vault hunters more realistic and they made them more exaggerated
Like brick is so bulky, he reminds me of those needlessly buff looking dogs like a pitbull or Bull Terrier, he’s like 7ft and weighs over 400 pounds, THIS DUDE IS HUGE.
Especially compared to Mordecai where he’s super skinny and tall, he looks more of a bird without any feathers, which fits him perfectly since he’s a bird lover (also goes for brick with dogs as well).
This all culminates in them having UNCANNY proportions, even compared to Lilith and Roland with the more realistic ones, but DAMN if their fun to look at, AND comparing them to their animal inspirations.
Anyway this is less a post about how I don’t like the direction of modern borderlands and more of cheeseing about my favs.













