peaceful skeleton realm

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

Gonna start leaving unsolicited comments about how I actually DONT shave my bush for sensory purposes

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

imo the state monitoring your private messages is basically on the same level as opening and reading physical mail or perhaps breaking into your house to install bugs and cameras

women should get even more childless

A mech discord server with a vent channel where all the messages are just ‘FWSSHHHHHH -heat level reduced’

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle