1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking
2nd base: exist in a public space together
3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion
4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you
The Bowery Presents
Claire Keane
I'd rather be in outer space ๐ธ
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cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
hello vonnie
sheepfilms

shark vs the universe

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Product Placement
taylor price

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almost home
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1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking
2nd base: exist in a public space together
3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion
4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

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condo stairway scene gets me every single time bc of the way ilya lingers. the way he takes way too long to tie his shoes & adjust his jeans, the way he stands for a moment even though his cab is definitely there & the way he teases shane as he slowly lowers himself to give the sweetest, most unhurried kiss goodbye.
i tried making a contrapuntal poem for hollanov, which can be read 3 ways: shaneโs side alone, ilyaโs side alone, or both sides together. inspired by the long game.
tbh Iโve always found it very funny that Elrond is like โthereโs no point bringing Glorfindel on the quest, even though heโs a balrog-slayer. You wonโt need balrog-slayersโ and then thirty pages later they run into a balrog
#and they couldโve really benefited from having a glow in the dark elf in moria (via @emyn-arnens)
obsessed by the implication that glorfindel is bioluminescent
#most elves arenโt #just glorfindel #dwarves on the other hand ARE bioluminescent #but itโs in a spectrum that elves and men and orcs canโt see in #hobbits can see in that spectrum fine #for better mushroom hunting #but they think itโs rude to point out that one of their party members is glowing #and so the dwarves have no idea the hobbits notice (via @mandaloriandy)
The first night Bilbo camped with the company he very nearly said something about it, but, having no idea what dwarves are and thinking it might be rude, he kept the observation to himself and decided that dwarves must be some kind of fungus. It improved his estimation of them most incredibly, and was, in fact, one of the observations he was most keen to pass on when he got back, seeing as howโeven if it didnโt quite make him respectable, per seโit at least provided a valuable new addition to hobbitsโ mushroom-lore, which no one (not even a certain few silver-spoon possessing relatives) could fault him for.
#anyways itโs common knowledge in the shire that dwarves are actually just a kind of mushroom#but no one says anything#because they think (seeing as how the dwarves havenโt brought it up themselves) it would be rude (via @willowcrowned)
My partner, reading this over my shoulder: โIt never ceases to amaze me when Tolkein fans write meta that goes off in really bizarre directionsโ
Me: โThese books are 70 years old, everything normal to say about them has been said; if youโre gonna say anything new about it, itโs gonna have to be weirdโ
yk how the people who live the longest r like those old people in mediterranean countries who just sit by the sea and smoke and drink and eat good food all day and every time you see a story about them everyone will joke about how they need to start smoking a pack of day so they can live to 100. but then go back to their carb free diet that they hate and never going for walks outside and refusing to indulge in even the smallest pleasures bc theyโre โunhealthyโ. like when will we learn that the key to living long is to enjoy yourself even if it means having a glass of wine occasionally. never eating bread is not going to add 20 years to your life

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thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep
This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.
"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."
You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried
this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time
David Hollander is definitely the type of man to randomly put on a song and pull his wife up to dance with him, especially if sheโs stressing about something, or worrying, or upset, or just because. She will usually lightly protest, honey, I need to finish this email, but sheโll happily go along nonetheless.
David does it for the first time in front of Ilya when the boys are visiting and Shane and Yuna are planning (arguing) about something new brand deal.
He puts a song on the record player (Yuna has given up teaching him the Alexa), and he takes Yunaโs hand without a word. She protests that they need to plan out these contract terms and how his son is being difficult about it.
Shane starts to protest at that, but doesnโt get far until Ilya pulls him up to dance, too. A very embarrassed Shane goes willingly. Heโs watched his father do this for years but never thought he would be pulled up to dance one day. From the fond looks from his parents, they probably didnโt either.
Shane meets Ilyaโs smile with a half-hearted glare, but canโt deny swaying to the music in his boyfriendโs arms feels much better than stressing about a brand deal. Ilya makes a note to ask David for anymore tips and tricks.

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washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes
hey you ๐ซต have you washed your water bottle lately? ๐ซต itโs getting hot and mold is going to grow ๐ซต wash it ๐ซต
file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops
I heard weโre sharing some of our favorite pics or gifs of Hudson, here are a few of my favs:

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May we all know decadence such as this
@animals-with-fan-art
Sorry, Dad. I couldn't think of a nice way to say "America Stinks!"
The Simpsons, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (1991) dir. Wes Archer
Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! ๐ ๐ ๐