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The feeling of seeing a cursed post and immediately reblogging it to inflict it on your mutuals, or, muwutuals, as I like to call them

#hey muwutuals #<- my tag for cursed shit

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one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

cecilias-cool-stuff

Never stop hating

oneheadtoanother

thinkingabout-girls

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

ouppygirlcity

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 13

L Lawliet (Death Note)

Jesus of Nazareth (The Bible)

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

L fanart is by @sybbatra on instagram

Jesus art is by @wolfythewitch

emilysidhe

Knitting finished as of last night! Still need to weave in a few ends, wash, and block.

Was aiming for 48” x 60”, came out 39” x 60” so far, but I’m hoping to be able to block it to a little wider and I’m ok losing a few inches of length for that

vultures-nest

im studying histology and i just like the little guys that work so hard to keep our organisms up and running

#give it up for the neuron!!!!!#whooooo!!!!! neuron!!!!!!!!!#i am particularly a fan of the pyramidal cell (a subtype of neuron)#but the multipolar neuron is definitely a capital i Icon TM #(also I love that the neuron has its best buddy the astrocyte next to it. they are bffs. do not separate)

alexanderwales

I was reading through the U.S. Copyright Office's "What Does Copyright Protect?" page, mostly to make sure that I wasn't being wrong on the internet, but I absolutely love that this is part of their FAQ:

How do I protect my sighting of Elvis? Copyright law does not protect sightings. [,,,]

There are only 12 questions on the FAQ, and this is one of them.

taldigi

Hello???? Suggestions????

#.......#bf

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monchursouls

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasuke-offical

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

#translating Moin with Howdy is techically correct both in meaning and usage and everything #but it gave me psychic damage #not because it's wrong but BECAUSE it is such an accurate translation

loveridden1999

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

ruffboi-mags

dailycatsblog

salmon-n-hazel

Dandelions

My print shop: INPRNT

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remakesihavetoremake-deactivate

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

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tinder link in bio.

swoopyswish

the replies:

newtgeiszler

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

funnelcloudd

probably-crazy-writer

I’m sobbing

kleefkruid

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves