Cute girl time!

Saw this when I was playing pool and it stunned and shocked me. There was a tiny abuelita working behind the register.

Hastily coloured derg 💕

and isnt that just so fucking topical. "yeah there's an evil other that preys on the vulnerable. and they look and act exactly like everyone else until you inspect them closely on a camera and the true nature of the monster is revealed. and even though they attack people on the street all you have to do is refuse them service and they leave on their own" just let me call ICE on them at that point

if your BORDER PATROL GAME is so moderately political that youtubers can play it and the only thing they come out with is "WOAGH!!!! border patrol game but with WAIFUS!!!!" you gotta get shot im not even joking someone has to killy ou

like people who are accident victims exist! people with different phenotypes and syndromes exist!! hyper policing other peoples bodies to sort them into inherently bad and corrupted and good and pure is real fucking weird and fascist!!!!!!

mew mew style mew mew grace

i made this i guess

I love being alive for when 'challenging the establishment' turns into the funniest two man electoral race in history.

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

I'm in fucking stitches dude

btw when i say i throw bikes for a living i mean it :3