Cute girl time!

i'm rewatching supernatural. this show is like, oedipal levels of unaware how incestuous and sexist it is. it's insane on reflection. great drama, gripping acting, but by g-d the writers had no self-awareness as to their poorly disguised fear and disgust with femininity as a whole (including gay and trans ppl)

women are always supporting characters, rarely live longer than two seasons, and often play into one of a select number of archetypes: the mother, the whore, the temptress, the liberal, the victim. women are placed in sam and dean's lives as pieces on a chessboard. they are often the first to attempt to manipulate men, are usually portrayed as inherently frail and selfish, and more often than not die painful, un-dignified deaths for shock. when they're not screaming for help, they're using the men, they're tricking them, they're plotting and scheming against them behind their backs. women play the role of a cosmic punishment in supernatural. every time a man trusts or embraces a woman (or anyone feminine, really) in their life, they pay dearly for it. the woman is taken for drama. the woman becomes evil and kills the man. the woman manipulates him and ruins his life, through drugs or magic or money. the consequences are always dire for the men as a lesson, a lesson of, "don't get close to women."

it’s really problematic of you to maintain the harmful binary of “you” and “not-you”. literally just join the hive already.

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

the princess needs a big swingy thagomizer specifically to stop people from walking behind her without saying anything. bet you’ll announce yourself if it keeps you from getting gored <3

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.

Either way, no more Smash Bros.

the thing is i do deserve to do airplane ears over everything that irritates and aggravates and startles and unnerves me