Cute girl time!

it’s really problematic of you to maintain the harmful binary of “you” and “not-you”. literally just join the hive already.

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

the princess needs a big swingy thagomizer specifically to stop people from walking behind her without saying anything. bet you’ll announce yourself if it keeps you from getting gored <3

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.

Either way, no more Smash Bros.

the thing is i do deserve to do airplane ears over everything that irritates and aggravates and startles and unnerves me

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider