Ever since the invention of the water hose, dragons have been getting embarrassed by their predatory need to kill a stupid goddamn immortal stream of water
Chimp chomp bite chomp bite etc
Not that i care! Of course! A big dragon like me would not concern herself with the water hose. But other, smaller dragons probably do
hey check this out. directs a fire hose at you
[my pupils narrow and my tail starts to twitch but i hold my ground and try to act like i dont even care]
outta the way lesser dragons im about to get that water fiend
homph chomp mmrf bllbbblbl
