Cute girl time!

also I am installing a massive pool sized aquarium in and/or adjacent to my literal bedroom, complete with live fish and animals, that I can wade into the moment i wake up if I so desire.

one of my fears is that i'll be 7 hours down my dash reblogging things not knowing that, like, the end of the world is happening. everyone is posting shit like FUCK THE MARTIANS HAVE TOUCHED DOWN IN LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA meanwhile i'm like here's a picture of snoopy :-)

can i get an amen break burger

not now sweetie. mommy is cutting a hole in this cantaloupe so she can stick her penis in it

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

it's always "what were you doing at the devil's sacrament?" and never "how was the devil's sacrament? did you have a good time?"

If you want a woman to have fat titties and a fat ass but can't handle the accompanying fat tummy, arms, and legs, then you are a coward and your bloodline will not survive the winter.