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The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

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historie barevná,
nediskriminujeme, dopravní komplikace působíme všem bez rozdílu ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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transparenty nemame ale toto stači, ne?
I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.
Sometimes I can almost hear him.

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you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso
"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".
The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.
will you ever forgive me
jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry
you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider
Write whatever you want. Write that incredibly niche thing that only two other people on earth will get. Write the super indulgent cliche thing that makes you kick your feet giddily. Write the angry rage story that whumps them all and makes people cry.
Whatever it is that YOU want to write. Write it. Because only YOU can.
obrozenecké čumblrstvo jistě ocení práci mého spolubydly pár let zpátky: dick move = tah čurákem
How would you feel writing about Yandere! werewolf re9 leon? It’s the holidays! What could go wrong on a camping trip with family? The mountains of choice was said to be overan with wolves but that might be pure superstition.
The reader gets curious, deciding to explore the woods. However they end up passing out face first during a sudden snowstorm that wasn’t predicted on the weather report.
(Let’s say werewolf! Leon stepped in for the sake of the plot alright, he can switch back but how and when is up to you) They wake up in a warm den, scared, confused and startled, needing to make their way back as soon as possible, it should be simple enough…
AN: First off, thank you for requesting!! Second of all, I'm very very very sorry this took me as long as it did, there's sooo much happening around me right now but I still hope this meets your expectations!!
Blood Running Cold
Pairing: Yandere!Werewolf! Leon Kennedy x fem!reader
Summary: Meanwhile on a solitary vacation to the mountainside, you catch word of a popular sightseeing spot only a short trek from where you're staying. Unfortunately for you, you're not very outdoorsy, so when night falls and the wolves start to howl, you begin to wonder, are you really alone up here?
Tags/Warning: Yandere topics 18+ MDNI, kidnapping, unhealthy relationship dynamics, blood, violence, drowning, stranger danger, lycanthropy, mentions of cannibalism (only kinda... does it count if its a werewolf?), reader makes some horrible choices that you definitely shouldn't use as an example. Let me know if I missed anything!
You might be an idiot.
That pretty much sums up the thoughts in your head. Because only idiots think they have a fair shot of completing a hike with no map, little to no supplies, and shitty gear. To top it off, you didn't check the weather forecast before you left your very cozy, very warm, very comfortable, rented cabin. So least to say, this snowstorm was kicking your ass.
Turns out, what you thought was a 25 minute walk from your Airbnb to a beautiful frozen waterfall was actually an hour long hike, uphill.
Naturally, you decided to call it quits after 35 minutes of unsuccessful climbing, but that was 47 minutes ago, and your cabin is still nowhere in sight.
Smějící se bestie opět v akci

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Tbh germ theory DOES sound crazy. Like if you told a regency-era nobleman that tiny creatures lived on the surface of everything and THAT’S what causes consumption, they’d be like “ah, I see you are a lunatic. Would you reside in my hermitage? Rantings and ravings do so amuse my guests”
But if you told a Medieval person this they would probably go "Ah, so when the miasma settles on surfaces it gains evil life. I understand."
Yeah, actually, it would probably be pretty easy to explain germ theory to a Medieval person as tiny evil spirits that live on everything, but they can be purified by soap and water, or by alcohol, because that is why God has granted us those things. And because they can float in the air, if you cough or sneeze after they have infested you, that can cause them to infest others. And when you are sick, the angels God has deputized to defend the bodies of His beloved children are at war with the evil spirits, and, sadly, sometimes they lose, but the best way to help your angels win their battle is to rest, drink plenty (this would probably be small beer in this time period, not water, because the water was also infested), stay clean, and for the sake of God do not allow anyone to let your blood, for the angels need that blood in their war against the evil spirits. Bloodletting is good for some types of illnesses but not the kinds caused by the tiny evil spirits.
boiling as a sterilization measure is also easy to explain. water returns to the air when heated and it rises as steam back up to the floodgates of heaven; we know God created the world in seven days, He's not up there making more water every time it rains. it circulates. the returning of water to heaven also purifies the water of unclean and malign influences. you know wormy water from a muddy puddle will kill your kid. you know you wouldn't wade into a bog and have a slurp. water that remains in the low places of earth absorbs all that is unclean from our waste and it may also sponge up new diseases from hell, we're not totally sure about that one, but it seems likely. God set up the heavenly water cycle so that the earth's waters wouldn't totally fill up with gunk.
what does this have to do with boiling your surgical tools? well look, the boiling water releases bubbles of steam which carries the malign influences up to heaven. you boil a knife, you send all the miasmic particles off with the steam to heaven. if you rinse the knife off in a bucket the water isn't hot enough, the particles go into the water and then right back on to the knife. you gotta boil it to get the particles all the way away. how can a tool or rag or a bed have miasmic particles on it when you can't smell them? humans have a lousy sense of smell. look at your dog on the hunt. are there no rabbits in the woods just because you can't smell them? we know that miasma is carried on the air, and is what makes stench so dangerous, and we know that humans can't smell worth a damn compared to dogs cats horses etc. a dog can smell if a rat died in a corner of the room last week. you can't. do you think licking the spot where the rat died is going to go well for you? luckily, what humans lack in snout we make up for in brains. we have extra brains where our sniffers should have been. God set that up for a reason.
and why does a rinse with wine spirits work? man, look how fast alcohol evaporates. my guess is that because wine contains a lot more vice than water, it evaporates a whole lot faster, in sort of an equal and opposite way that a rock falls faster than a feather. if you want the miasmic particles to get off there FAST, you dunk it in something that's going back to heaven at a gallop.
what's up with honey? it just preserves things against corruption. doesn't clean them off. honey doesn't evaporate at all. probably because bees don't sin. it's not good for ridding a tool of particles-- it's sticky-- but fine for preserving anything you don't want to go to heaven OR hell. this is why you wash the wound with wine spirits or purified water FIRST, to sluice the miasma out, then slap the honey on AFTER. and boil the damn bandage, too. you wouldn't put a rotten door in a sound doorframe and expect it to keep out bandits, would you? cmon.
"probably because bees don't sin" is now my favorite phrase this week.
"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it
"Co dělá erotická scéna v mém labužnickém angstu?!" bráško, toť i malé dítko ví, že nemůžeš psáti smutek beze slova smut
Hotel Transylvania
im sorry the what
this one
the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one
which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture
So the timeline is
- I am lesbo
- I'm stuff
- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion
- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis
as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record
I'm sobbing oh my god
I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho
Why the fuck is it woody and bolt
WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT
Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?
if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law.
There is
So much going on here
This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking
Nečekaný archetyp: Socialistický muž, který se zamiluje do magické ženy a pak jí pomůže přemoci magické zaporáky.
(Vizte: Arabela, Saxána, vodnice z Jak utopit doktora Mráčka, trochu i Leontýnka, ...)
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je.
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Hokej je hrozně teplej sport. Proč hraješ hokej? Abys mohl přirážet další borce na mantinel? Děvko.
["Hockey is such a gay sport. Why do you play hockey? To slam other men into the boards? Slut."]
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