a fool

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[Image ID: Tweet from hayd (@/ haydroFlask) on 26 Oct 25 reading: One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!! /End ID]

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

Chaotic Good

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

ME ME ME

Gangster Popeye, the inventor of this style and artist behind several of these pieces (I’m not sure about all of them, though they appear to be her style) is a Salvadorean trans woman. Her Patreon is here.

reblogging for artist credit and patreon info

i want to say this to all my moots

Are we interpreting the original meme as “earth would be heavenly if we didn’t have bugs, which are evil”? Bc i interpreted it as “i would lie down in the grass constantly if i weren’t afraid of bugs crawling on me”

No I think your interpretation is correct. I think I'm being an obnoxious pedant about bugs right now. And I will concede to that my beloved mutual.

Being engaged to a programmer, my first thought was "yeah that looks like my wife after writing a bug-free code" @insalatadelgatto

they should have let rimmer and lister get married on the show if only to have the cat show up absolutely dolled up to the nines, outshining both grooms with no shame. lister wouldn’t care but i like to think rimmer would bitch about it like “i can’t believe the gall of him, the stupid smegging moggy showing up to OUR wedding in a custom white three-piece with shoulder pads, fur cape and glitter cufflinks” and when lister is easy breezy about it he’s all “but look at him, listy, there’s more lace on one sleeve than in 5 victoria’s secrets. i feel underdressed for my own nuptials”

'sCi-fI iS tOo wOkE nOw!' holly red dwarf casually transed her gender in 1989 and then transed it back because he felt like it in 1997 and no one batted an eyelid, shut the fuck up mate

Dokoukal jsem poprvé celého Červeného trpaslíka (miluju tě, iVysílání 🙏), máte někdo nějaká doporučení na vaše oblíbené fanfikce (české či anglické, ovšem koukal jsem s dabingem, neboť je brilantní), behind the scenes věcindy, dokumenty, rozhovory, inu prostě cokoliv, čím bych mohl zaplnit svou nyní prázdnou a po scifíčku toužící mysl, co se s tou bandou ťulpasů nechce loučit?

I feel like red dwarf is the kind of show this website should be crazy about