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Je snad něco více saturninovského než pojmenovat sám sebe Saturnin?

#MŮJ NEJOBLÍBENĚJŠÍ HLAVOKÁKON V CELÉM VESMÍRU #kámošníci #trans saturnin činí tak 90% všech mých myšlenek #dává mi to hroznej smysl. je to hrozně správný na nějaký základní existenční úrovni #knižní i seriálovej saturnin #ale přivedla mne na to ta scéna ze seriálu kde jiří říká že markus aurelius je lvice #a saturnin se s podivně melancholickým výrazem dívá do prázdna #a odpoví. že nikdo není dokonalý. pane #a v tu chvíli jsem byl jako. jo. saturnin je trans. konec diskuze #pojmenoval jsem se po něm. teda. zatim ne oficielně. ale až budu moct. druhý je saturnin #ale prostě všichni historický trans lidi byli tak hrozně moc odvážní až je mi z toho do breku #až trochu bláznivě odvážní. ten typ lidí co by v poloprázdné kavárně nejenom koukal nebo přemýšlel. ale bombardoval lid koblihama #taky myslim že byl saturnin na chvíli u námořnictva. nebo minimálně vždycky chtěl být. proto to tetování #když se obléká do toho námořnického oblečku ve kterém poprvé uvítá jiřího na hausbótu #podívá se v zdrcadle na sebe s kapitánskou čepicí a na všechny jeho kotvy a usměje se #prostě tohle je hlavokánon co je mě přišitej a přilepenej izolepou a přitavenej a přirostl ke mě a nikdo mi to nevymluví #saturnin #zdeněk jirotka #trans #trans saturnin #česky #čumblr #obrození #to umčo je dost hrozný. to první je když jsem tam tak ňák naplácal barvy bez většího míchání a druhý je pokus o záchranu #která skončila jako docela vyblitej kekel. ale nevadí. něco na tom asi je #nějak #my art

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teplejtrouba

(NEJEN) DNES NECH BROUKA ŽÍT!!! 🐞🐝🐜🐛🦋🦗

#trhák #česky #částečně

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officialbionicle

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

officialbionicle

This post just turned 10 years old which is pretty fucked up actually. When I made this post people would say things like “actually supernatural only has 8 seasons” but here we are in 2023 so who’s laughing now. Not me I want to die

smoothjazzdigit

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

juliathefacesofevil

we're just normal men

oddjoblin

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

karnalesbian

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

defilerwyrm

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

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ashberrrry

me???? tired???? sleepy???? yes constantly

monstermonger

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

stabethadeathwhisper

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

mysteryteacup

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

64mpg

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

piranesies

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

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segamascott

homunculus-argument

Hey people who have several pets, with obvious differences in intelligence levels: How did you figure out that one of them is smarter than the other? What do they do?

mikkeneko

There are a lot of things that lead me to think my elder cat is unusually intelligent compared to other felis domesticus I have known (understands pointing, can open every door and cabinet in the house except the ones with round knobs or that I added child locks to, understands enough English to know from a phone conversation that a stranger is coming to the house) but in terms of specifically comparing one to the other, there was The Case Of The Mousey Puzzle Box.

When we got our younger cat Skadi, her favorite toy was (still is, but she's calmed down with age) the rattley mouse. She would bring the mouse to be thrown for fetch so many times that not even two human adults in the house could keep up with her. So my partner started making puzzle boxes to put the rattley mouse in that would occupy her for longer.

So, we have a setup: mouse is in the puzzle box, puzzle box is on the floor, younger cat is trying to resolve the puzzle box, elder cat is sitting on the cat tree observing all this. Skadi spends about fifteen minutes trying and failing to get the mouse out of the box. She sticks her paw into the holes. She sticks her nose into the holes. She pushes the box to and fro on the carpet. She meows beseechingly for a human to come solve the problem. Sticks her paws into the holes again.

Finally, she gives up on the puzzle box and wanders over to see if there's any food to be had. As soon as she walks away the elder cat gets up from the cat tree, big stretch, jumps down, walks over to the puzzle box, hooks a paw under the edge and flips the whole thing over, spilling the mouse onto the floor.

Gives the younger cat a look of utter disgust as if to say "That's all you had to do!" and then walks away, utterly uninterested in actually playing with the toy.

bisexualbaker

Older cat just subjected to fifteen minutes worth of those horrible mobile game ads where the player is failing really badly to make you want to play.

ceske-duse

Zahrada (režie Břetislav Pojar, na motivy Jiřího Trnky, 1974)

#miluju zahradu #česky #zahrada #art

wordfather

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

wordfather

and a sweet treat !!

friccahacked

i pledge allegiance.......to the flag......

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