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Je snad něco více saturninovského než pojmenovat sám sebe Saturnin?

#MŮJ NEJOBLÍBENĚJŠÍ HLAVOKÁKON V CELÉM VESMÍRU #kámošníci #trans saturnin činí tak 90% všech mých myšlenek #dává mi to hroznej smysl. je to hrozně správný na nějaký základní existenční úrovni #knižní i seriálovej saturnin #ale přivedla mne na to ta scéna ze seriálu kde jiří říká že markus aurelius je lvice #a saturnin se s podivně melancholickým výrazem dívá do prázdna #a odpoví. že nikdo není dokonalý. pane #a v tu chvíli jsem byl jako. jo. saturnin je trans. konec diskuze #pojmenoval jsem se po něm. teda. zatim ne oficielně. ale až budu moct. druhý je saturnin #ale prostě všichni historický trans lidi byli tak hrozně moc odvážní až je mi z toho do breku #až trochu bláznivě odvážní. ten typ lidí co by v poloprázdné kavárně nejenom koukal nebo přemýšlel. ale bombardoval lid koblihama #taky myslim že byl saturnin na chvíli u námořnictva. nebo minimálně vždycky chtěl být. proto to tetování #když se obléká do toho námořnického oblečku ve kterém poprvé uvítá jiřího na hausbótu #podívá se v zdrcadle na sebe s kapitánskou čepicí a na všechny jeho kotvy a usměje se #prostě tohle je hlavokánon co je mě přišitej a přilepenej izolepou a přitavenej a přirostl ke mě a nikdo mi to nevymluví #saturnin #zdeněk jirotka #trans #trans saturnin #česky #čumblr #obrození #to umčo je dost hrozný. to první je když jsem tam tak ňák naplácal barvy bez většího míchání a druhý je pokus o záchranu #která skončila jako docela vyblitej kekel. ale nevadí. něco na tom asi je #nějak #my art

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Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

willow-wanderings

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

roach-works

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

fangirltothefullest

My phone literally tells me to shut it off every so often to keep everything optimized and your laptop shouldn’t be running 24/7 or it starts to malfunction. Even machines need time to reboot, recover and rest. Everything that uses energy needs those moments of recovery and rest.

justslightlyconfused

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

write-on-world

#YES!!!!!#rarely happens anymore because i only have one published fic lmao but the comments there are my personal heaven

52stations

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

#i has a meeting with my teacher once and she walked into the room and immediately went “are you okay? you look terrible.”#“you're completely pale. ghastly. do you want to lie down?” i felt physically okay that day 😭

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roseworth

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

liquidstar

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

liquidstar

Same guys btw. So they did turn out good yeah

sanguine-squid

where is any higher quality version of this image

satellites-halo

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

sergal

solitairie

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

když vytáhneš svého soka z hladomorny (do kterés ho zavřel), abys na něj mohl takhle civět. velmi heterosexuální

#albrecht je tak hrozně moc teatrální #týpka by měli postavit do kravína aby tím jak teploušsky mává rukama při řeči odháněl mouchy #ukňouraná čůza. hrozně moc bych ho praštil. miluju ho #česky #ať žijí rytíři

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youhaveaguineapigwhere

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

youhaveaguineapigwhere

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

rneliflua

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

rneliflua

blorbofication to me is when you love a character in such a laser focus way that you somewhat detach them from the narrative from which they are inserted and treat them in a way roughly similar to how you'd treat an oc for which you still have no story and just like to put them in situations just for fun. which there's nothing wrong with btw, it's just that it can easily lead to people forgetting the character engine in a narrative and not just a barbie doll

scalpho

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

didderd-reblogs

evilvillain123456789

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.

mtfoss

Okay so normal rules then

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isuggestkillingyourself

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psybomb

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

ilta222

my child had gifted me art. he calls it "meowlk'

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