Just another weird archaeologist.

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

we have got to start putting gargoyles on buildings again

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

I love not playing along

"She's on wrong side of 40" What, you'd rather she was dead?

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

Damnnn.

🚨🚨🚨SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE🚨🚨🚨

What’s with these homies dissing my krill

just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

he said yes

Pay the man

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

post the image please

pope francis died without lezzing out. don't let that happen to you.