The Hoard

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

This damn site. If I described this site as accurately as I could, I would be unable to justify the time I spend here.

#i was just thinking about this... its so fucking funny and oddly heartwarming... but also GOD that must've been terrifying for jax#i'd like to think that caine genuinely had no clue too#like what does caine know about gender and transness really#he's an ai from 1996 you think any of the devs put that data in him?#i bet looking up zooble and jax on the internet was the first time he ever really understood that stuff#he looked in jax's head and said 'wow this bitch got issues! give her a pretty room with pastel blues and pinks and rainbows STAT'#really said 'my coding says embracing femininity will make her happier' and he was so fucking right#THE PROBLEM: jax got clocked by a fucking computer when she was NOT ready to come out#do you think after the internet thing caine came back and remembered what he did to jax's room#and he was just like 'wow! i tortured these humans in ways i wouldn't believe!'#COUGHS#nah we were robbed of the funniest duo ever give us jax back so she can thank caine and then punt him across the room

Sorry guys but The Amazing Digital Chess AU is NOT what evil Kinger would be like, Evil Kinger would be like Double King by Felix Colgrave.

Double King mentioned

Kinger squeezing Caine's face till his eyeballs fall out onto the floor. Cut to funeral

Red Marge

Oh mein gott its the original fucking post

it feels like im looking at the mona lisa

Red Marge

"adult woman fetish" is not a joke on twitter. it's a serious topic of discussion. you learn these things

sick and twisted