*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage

Mira q mosquita muerta resultaste Josie Packard quién lo hubiera dicho

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

there’s very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. IT’S OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.

if I have to read “women in their 30s” used as an insult one more time I swear I’ll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because I’m also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT I’ll be annoyed

I’ve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and I’ll die in this hole too

El peor y más traumático partido de Argentina siempre es el siguiente

como las elecciones

Como las elecciones

argentina haters will look at you at the eyes and tell you cuti romero is white.

argentina haters will look at you at the eyes and tell you cuti romero is white.

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife