it was obvious that those cokroaches wouldnt stay any longer in israhell after killing every trace of life and provoking iran into bombing them, they have no love for palestinian land because they're not native people of Palestine, and now the baby killer soldiers will flee and create israhell 2.0 in latam claiming they are "regular people who want to live in peace due to the war in the middle east" (that they started) and what they did in palestine will unfold here too, the western colonial project never ends it just reinvents itself

the dm scene great but my favourite part was when armand added in a little gossip in the middle of all of the "for 52 years i have loved you and remember when you needed to cry really bad one day i made sure you got to do that alone in a pretty church and i have done little things for you and loved you for that long and also lestat is FUCKING HIS MOM isn't that crazy"

It is sooooo diabolical for Armand to stalk Daniel and report back to Louis for 50 years just for Louis to giggle and bat his eyelashes and go “wait but what if we pretend we haven’t seen him since SF and invite him to interview us again while you pretend to be my maid” and Armand goes “sure babe but first let me steam my purple silk top and send the chef his favorite dessert recipe” like yeahhhh they’ve all been alive for too long and have completely lost their minds your honor

UNTESTED FOR WHAT??

this is part of the reason I’m having dog longing right now. I spent a decade walking Bailey through ravines, scaling mud cliffs and fording rivers, and it was FUN! I liked having adventure time with my animal!

bitches hate the indomitable latinoamericano spirit!!!!!!!!

Mis sinceras felicitaciones a la Sociedad Argentina de Cardiología

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

SUICIDIO TEMPORALMENTE CANCELADO

La re puta madre que me re mil parió dios santo María y los angeles yo no puedo vivir así

Se cancela el suicidio pero no el infarto