me who hasn’t eaten a proper meal in 2 days and has barely consumed any water while operating on 4 hours of sleep: damn why do i feel like shit

evil spirits in head, most likely

i knew it

Xena’s amazing costumes.

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

i dont think "goonbait" designs are wrong or immoral i think characters (lady characters) should be allowed to be sexy. but i DO think theres something to be said if all your male characters unremarkable or weird blobs and all ur ladies are boob queens, thats just classic sexism and you should be criticized

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it