Mermaid's purse

hey....the fairies and i.....just made some. figgy pudding

hey....the fairies and i.....just made some. figgy pudding

hey....the fairies and i.....just made some. figgy pudding

hey....the fairies and i.....just made some. figgy pudding

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

"Is it morally wrong for someone to selfship a character if that character's canon sexuality precludes attraction to that person" IT'S FAAAAAKE IT'S ALLL FAAAAAAKE WHAT ARE YOU DIPSHITS TALKING ABOUT IT'S ALL FAKE IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE

"It's LGBT erasure" If I imagine a fictional gay dude and go "he's bi now" and picture him chewing clit like bubble gum the net number of gay people in this world and their visibility remains unchanged you goddamn morons. You can say you find things distasteful or that you don't like shit without larping as someone who's doing anything for anybody