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do u think omegaverse has new versions of signs that say "caution, wet floor-

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

the whole boston team knowing about montreal jane and they think that ilya rozanov who can pull any girl he wants must have found a real baddie the way he keeps coming back for more and then hard cut to shane hollander on a friday night drinking tea and reading the same hockey book for the fourth time who when ilya texts him asking what are you wearing? texts back my new organic cotton pj set and ilya texts back i'm so hard tell me more

If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it

These are the bold, disturbing takes I came to Tumblr for

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way