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season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

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I’ll block a bitch on ants.com

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I think Nicole's new arms are SO fun.

now she can grab the high value ants that are most deep in the catacombs of the colony which are known to boast the highest nutritional density and caloric value out of all the ants in the anthill

There he go

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Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

Based

Ant posts are back

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

if i was a freaky ant not immediately threatened by the zombie ant fungus but aware of its existence or the concept i think i’d fetishize that. and i’d find a chill worker ant (i’d also be a worker ant) who indulges my interests and we’d roleplay she’s the colony queen and i’d be like “ahhhhh my queen, i beg of you, don’t expose me to the zombie ant fungus i love having free will” and she’d be like “silence aphid!” bc she’s a worker ant but also a theater kid ant and she gets really into the role. but i’m not a freaky ant so i get to be normal and healthy instead.

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GET HIM :D

Stacker Antecost: “TODAY WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE!”

*Antpocalypse