just another paper man

why are hummingbirds so dumb

Straight women should unionize

What the actual FUCK

This right here is a HUGE red fucking flag. If you’re in a relationship with someone who wants complete control over finances, especially to the point where you don’t even have access to money, this is an attempt to control and isolate. They will use ALL sorts of excuses. “I’m better with money” “You spend too much” “You’re too impulsive” etc. It has nothing to do with looking out for you or money. It’s straight up abuse and will likely lead to worse.

Also, women need to be independent in every way they can. And they also need to know what’s going on with their finances, even if their husband makes all the decisions or whatever bs goes on. Because (true story), one day that husband could die and you’ll find out that you’re in a crazy amount of debt that you never knew about because he didn’t tell you shit and that gets to be a lovely surprise after the funeral.

Same goes for the opposite men. I’ve seen it happen where a woman controlled all the money and was financially abusing the man. It happens to everyone and keep yourself safe.

And this isn’t a “straight” thing. It’s an abusive thing. 

Right, because if you don’t think this happens in queer relationships, you are sadly mistaken.

Please be aware and look out for your queer compatriots. Queer relationships are statistically at least as likely to be abusive, and possibly moreso. I hate that, but we need to see it to fix it.

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

[Looney Tunes theme plays in the distance]

Love to insist that my elected representatives call me Reverend because I filled out an online form that entitles me to the title and I don’t care for how Mister sounds when in reference to me

Since someone asked for the link, it’s at the universal life church, which primarily exists for the purpose of helping people perform wedding ceremonies and as such will sell you some stuff for that purpose, but the ordination itself is free: https://www.ulc.org/

I haven’t yet although some days I’m extremely tempted, but once you’re ordained, for 20 bucks they’ll give you a doctor of divinity for your self guided study in same, or for a much cheaper 14 bucks, they’ll let you pick from an exciting range of titles that include, if YOU promise that you feel like you’ve earned it [which is largely what’s been stopping me tbqh (and I want to be clear none of these are made up)]: Angel, Bishop, Doctor of Space and Time, Free Thinker, Friar, High Priest, Minister of Rock, Mystical Philosopher, Prophet, Saint, Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality, and Vicar. All with the sort of prestige and glory that comes with a title from a church that will grant them at those prices.

Finally. A doctorate in my price range.

holy shit it’s a life insurance and pensions company

I assumed it was a historical drama about the Scottish nobility and now I’m very disappointed I can’t illegally download and watch it. 

Scottish Widows: We’re Recruiting

They just evacuated the Senate and the House of Representatives like what????

Fwiw, my congressional representative aka my former boss is sheltering in place in the House chamber. The senators and representatives outside of congressional leadership have been evacuated and these freaks are shooting into the chamber.

There is video of these terrorists literally yelling “Kill them” while breaking windows with riot shields in order to force their way in. Some have Confederate flags, many of them are wearing US military surplus gear, all of them are white.

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

The above caption egregious omits that the fish and lobsters are singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

For those that dont do large numbers that says 6 TRILLION DOLLARS

This means that these things could be done, today, right now, except for those same billionaires who would rather hoard the world's resources and force people to die of need. Every billionaire is a traitor to humankind.