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Surely one of my weird ass savant skills can contribute positively to my situation in some meaningful way

I know in my heart I'd be capable of some interesting sounds if I plugged a mic into a bunch of guitar pedals

I need to start work on my tribute to escher, "I can't stop falling down all these stairs"

Hm. The audiobook reader pronounced "secreted" in the substance-oozing-from-an-insect way instead of the more appropriate given the context "secreted" stashing away of something onto one's person.

There is some solace to me that these autonomous humanoid robots seem to be incapable of understanding mirrors and are particularly susceptible to slippery floors

There's this cinnamon toast crunch that's got root beer flavor in it and that doesn't make any sense but I can't say I don't enjoy it

Shoutout to whichever audiobook narrator made the choice to make discworld Igor a boris karloff impression instead of peter lorre. It's a good choice.

Vaguely want to see a game show that's like "here's a photo of some animal you've never seen before what do you think it sounds like closest impression wins ready go"

I understand that calling a cartoon princess my nemesis automatically puts me at the same level as their ineffectual children's show antagonist but that piece of shit can get in line