everything always happens so much

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

doomscrolling thru the weather app

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

This is exactly how working retail feels.

my doordasher has been fucking around in the restaurant parking lot for a half hour now. probably playing with his tip and maybe even his balls a little bit on the holy day no less

to be honest he may even be curiously slipping his middle finger in and out of his hole with his shirt between his teeth adn his legs shaking well as long as i get my food buddy

who knows though