saul goodman's defense attorney

Sorry for posting about baseball a lot all of a sudden. I lost my data analysis job and without boring numbers to look at I am like a border collie without sheep to herd. Mutuals can block the seattle mariners tag 😌

met my friends brother. he has a toddler named cal (short for caledon). someone asked if he was named after the brandon sanderson character. he said no he’s named after the titanic character. like the villain who hit his fiance and kidnapped a child to get on a life boat. I'm hiding in the bathroom and shaking.

my favorite thing about weddings is they're the only chance I get to socialize with tweens. so refreshing to talk to people who actually understand the role algorithms played in tloas hate.

feel bad for emerson hancock bc he's super hot but not hot enough to be the hot pitcher ☹️