If our boy Shane Hollander was diagnosed.
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If our boy Shane Hollander was diagnosed.

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my final heated rivalry thought of the night is i do genuinely think it exists in this weird space of requiring you to both be a hockey fan and not know anything about hockey. schrodinger's hockey fan. you need to know about hockey because half the stakes aren't really explained to you at all. see: hockey culture/homophobia. see: the montreal-boston rivalry's unique significance. etc. but you also need to not know anything about hockey because if you do then you look at the long game and go: montreal would not do that. ottawa would also not do that. also why are the 1oa and 2oa going to world juniors twice. why is no one throwing hands at ilya for being that close to their injured captain on the ice.
this but as for the last one (no one throwing hands at Ilya) I actually think it nicely foreshadows what the metros will eventually do to Shane in TLG. Even after watching their CAPTAIN go down, no one on the team shows any sort of reaction except Hayden. Shane was their captain but they did not feel any sense of brotherhood with or protectiveness over him so was it really that surprising they turned on him?
Sing it with me!!!
the rice purity test by strandnreyes
Summary: When The Rice Purity Test gets brought up in the locker room, Ilya makes it Captain's orders to learn everyone's score. Shane doesn't expect this stupid quiz to lead to learning more about each otherās past.
Ilya and Shaneās son brings a girl home and Ilya makes a big production of pretending to be incensed that that his son is straight. (āI told you we never shouldāve let him be around Hayden!ā) Shane keeps whacking him in the arm telling him to knock it off but canāt help laughing. Their son is just rolling his eyes and apologizing to his girlfriend who is finding it all hysterical. She then tells them sheās actually bi and Ilya gives her a big dramatic hug. āFinally he brings a nice girl home!ā

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kristen stewart at hooters but its pre-out shane with like volunteer firefighters at the metros stadium
dating shane hollander headcanons (fem!reader)
- the sex is bad
- he leaves you for ilya rozanov
shane's visible lust for ilya in that goofy ass florida shirt just singlehandedly threw me back into my hr hyperfixation. he was starving for that man lmfao
In my mind thereās a guy who went to high school with Shane who realized he was gay because Hot Jock Shane Hollander once smiled politely at him and picked up the pencil heād just dropped & handed it back to him. & suddenly all this guy can think about is pretty brow eyes & freckles & that sweet little smile. & yeah he has some jerk off fantasies about blowing Shane in their high schoolās locker room while Shane is panting about how they canāt get caught, but to him theyāre JUST fantasies, because Hollander is obviously straight.
Cut to 10 years later heās seeing headlines like āSHANE HOLLANDER GAYā and āSHANE HOLLANDER GETS TRADED TO OTTAWA CENTAURSā and he never really looks into it beyond that, but he does promise himself if he EVER saw Shane Hollander in public he would make a move on him. & really itās just another fantasy of his, except one day heās out at the bar & there Shane is with all of his teammates. His smile is still pretty & polite & the freckles look especially dark in this barās lighting. So he orders two shots of something & marches over to Shane full prepared to have to reintroduce himself, but then Shane is looking at him & saying his name & laughing going āholy shit, I havenāt seen you since graduation!ā & the guy is like. Fucking jackpot. He remembers me! So he sets the shots down & puts on his most charming smile & says something about how he wanted to welcome his favorite classmate back to Ottawa. He pushes the shot towards Shane but suddenly itās getting snatched by a giant hand. & the guy is about to make a bitchy comment to whoever took it but then he looks & itās an equally giant, extremely hot dude. Who is downing the shot like itās nothing. Then heās pressing himself into Shaneās side & asking who his new friend is. & Shane is blushing so prettily & explaining that they went to school together before he tells the guy that Giant Hot Dude is his HUSBAND Ilya. & right when the guy is about to force some polite conversation & then find a way out of this humiliation ritual Ilya is like āwell, Shane is coming to dance with me now. Thank you for the drink.ā & Shane looks mortified but when Ilya pulls on his hand he goes. & this poor guy just has to sit at the bar & watch as Ilya grinds against his Gay Revelation
Fine. FINE!!! Yes, the rumours are true: I wanna read a hollanov hazing fic where they get psychosexual with it, but they juuust skirt the boundaries of hockey propriety so they get away with it.

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Guys I need fic recs of people being shocked about how much of a freak Shane is.
ok i got u and @fandomobssessed57
āI may be bad (but I'm perfectly good at it)ā
5 times someone's shocked to learn that Shane's a little freaky, +1 time someone isn't.
and ālost in translationā by @gurlsrool
The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.
āpretty boringā by goldengalaxies
4 times shane was less boring than people thought. including hickeys, never have i ever, being in the room next door to them at a hotel, and a russian rookie.
āOff the Recordā by tintatalk
When drunken game of Never Have I Ever reveals more than Ilya ever expected, the entire league discovers thereās more to golden boy Shane Hollander than anyone realised.
āodd man rushā a two-parter by @boestie
Shane and his sex life from the outside.
ācrossfireā by makemegentle
In 2014, Ilya and Marleau went to Paris on a girl to celebrate the Stanley Cup win. Ten years later, on a balmy evening spent in the Hollander-Rozanov Ottawa home, Marleau reminisces and, courtesy of Shane and Ilya, re-enacts.
āGossip Girlā by @Northisnotup
(at this point iām gonna rec this fic every day until the day i die)
This is mostly a series of vignettes focusing on Shane's friendships with Rose, Jackie and Hayden, in that order.
Thereās no way on gods green earth that Ilya didnāt jack off for stamina before fucking Shane for the first time. He was in his hotel room bricked up at the mere thought of what was going to happen that night, of course heās cumming all over himself in the shower and gritting out āfuck, hollanderā aloud to himself in the empty room. and then rocking up to Shaneās fuckpad cool as a cucumber. you big faker. if he hadnāt he would have blown his load 20 seconds after sliding in for the first time.
not everything is about you, hollander.
Shane when his parents ask him what Ilya just said to him in Russian
Shane getting asked what Ilya just said and repeating it also in Russian
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All the kisses from season 1 in less than 8 minutes. You're welcome š
I found it! The kissing edit that Iād tried to reblog and then lost. Isnāt it great?

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A thought I had while high as hell last night: so as we know, in canon, Ilya is #uncut (of course). So WHAT IF Hollywood blowjob guy was cut and Shaneās kinda like āohā¦huhā¦ā and he finds himself missing the foreskin and Ilyaās dick is like haunting the narrative
Being Shane, he becomes something of a dick anthropologist comparing and contrasting. He realizes he LOVES sucking uncut dick more for reasons that must be totally unrelated to Ilya himself. But oh noā¦Shaneās cut! What if Ilya doesnāt like that? he ends up asking Ilya about his preference/thoughts on the matter and Ilya crashes out so hard that it makes the rose landry era look like a trip to disney world