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The trans guy neck hump, or βdowagers humpβ is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. Itβs barely noticeable to the average person so itβs not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.
Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because itβs legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.
[Image description: Comic of a trans guy with a slouch, labelled "trans guy neck hump." Medical professional and MLB batter Barry Bonds comes up to bat behind the trans guy and delicately relocates the trans guy neck hump to the front of the trans guy's neck with the power of blunt force trauma. The trans guy now has a straight posture and an Adam's apple. End description.]
times Ilya Rozanov drops a βdo you know who I AM?β
skipping the line at the club
getting out of a traffic ticket (most successful in Boston)
getting out of a drunk and disorderly charge (this happens twice during the Rose Landry era)
in bed with Shane (Shane will later deny how loud this makes him moan)
skipping the wait at swanky restaurants to take his husband on dinner dates (most successful in Canada)
delirious to Yuna after she beats him at a 6 hour long round of monopoly
getting his children the hot new sold out toy for Christmas
while talking to his father
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i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language
by the way, this post was inspired by some writing i was doing last night where i wrote "that that" and got so mad that i had to take a break for the rest of the evening
it's understandable that that "that that" that ended your writing session would inspire a post like that
they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passΓ©
Things that turn Ilya Rozanov on
- being cared for in a classic way. Itβs something he thought he wouldnβt ever have and now he does and heβs horny for it.
- Shane standing up for himselfβ¦
- Shane taking really good care of Anya. Ilya wants to get him pregnant so bad HE starts ovulating
- Shane wearing an old man outfit. Button up pajamas, reading glasses, slippers, etc. if Shane came downstairs with a night cap and a candle Ilya would pass out. Mr. Scrooge style.
- the playoffs (he is just like his husband)
- their wedding rings. He starts jerking off with his non-dominant hand so he can feel it (left handed Ilya Rozanov truthers please rise)
- Shane being His Boyfriend β’οΈ
- one time Shane ordered for him at a restaurant and Ilya got so hard they had to leave.
- weed. He canβt smoke weed in public anymore because he gets too horny.
- Shane in a priest outfit. Itβs his Halloween costume one year at a tram party because he lost a bet with Wyatt. Ilya almost blacks out when he sees it and spends the entire night proposing different role play scenarios. Ok what if Iβm a dirty sinner and you are a stuck up virgin? What if I call you Father Hollander? What if I sin and you make me pay for it? What if youβre a high ranking priest and Iβm trying to show you how fun worldly things are by bending you ov β
headcanon that like his son, david hollander too can also stare at his partner with big doe eyes and get what he wants. itβs rare for ilya to see it but the first time he does he points aggressively and goes βYOU!!! is your fault i never win an argument!!!!β david just blinks while yuna nods solemnly and tells ilya that unfortunately shane learned from the best
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Sister Clarence Paul prepares a photomicrograph of Paramecium trichium in the science laboratory.
THE COLLEGE OF SAINT ROSE // 1964 [b/w photograph | 8 x 10β³]
I know we joke about it all the time but hotel room walls are...GENUINELY very thin. The bit in the HR novel where Shane and Ilya fuck in the shower so that the water drowns out the sounds actually rang as extremely accurate to me. Like, the lack of boundaries that must exist not just for the Centaurs but for ANYBODY who spends a significant amount of time sharing hotel room walls with their teammates is just unbelievable.
Like, on any given roadie the people sharing walls with the Hollanovs can expect to overhear:
- One side of phone calls between Shane and his mother where every third word is FUCK and Shane's voice gets higher the more he works himself up about whatever league drama is pissing him off that week
- Ilya yelling in Russian (Non sex reasons) (He and Svetlana are talking about Matheson in Colorado. Again.)
- Ilya gets hay fever real bad in Seattle and spends an entire night sneezing at EAR SPLITTING volume, each sneeze followed by a, "AHH!" from Shane as he is startled awake. Again.
- The Christmas wish lists of every Pike child and how they're going to be divvy'd up for the year. This conversation takes place in September.
- "I'm telling you, the penalty kill could be a work of fucking art if Haas--oh fuck, right there, don't stop--"
- As stated before, an objectively obnoxious amount of showering is happening. At one point LaPointe turns to Bood and says something to the effect of, "Crazy that Hollander takes TWO showers after every game, I guess he really is superstitious," and Bood just. Chooses not to engage.
- A thunderous and almighty BANG. This is the sound of Ilya's suitcase hitting the floor after it inevitably slides off the bed.
- "Shaaaaane, look at the livestream from the dog hotel--look at how cute! She is so sleepy, she's holding her banana like a baaaaby--"
- Vin Diesel's voice, unimaginably loud, at one AM
- Russian Yelling (Non sex reasons) (Sasha did something stupid)
- "Unh unh unh UNH UNH UNH--" (Squeak. Squeak.)
- Celtics game. Twenty minutes beforehand: "Fuck, Shane, how do I get ESPN on the stupid--Roku stick thing--"
- "Okay, look, your dad played the word veer--is not real word, right? Like, deer with a V? It's real? Shane, we can't let your dad win--no, it's not cheating, he gets Yuna's help--"
- Stuff about Rose Landry's upcoming film that they should probably all sign NDAs for even thinking about.
- Russian Yelling (Sex reasons. Probably. It sounds...ardent.)
- One time, for an entire night, silence. The day immediately preceeding this night and the morning immediately after are best left unspoken about.
- The sound of Shane's fuckass electric toothbrush for WAY too long. Seriously man it cannot be healthy to brush your teeth for that lo--oh. Got it. Okay. Where are my earbuds.
- "I mean, it's not like I'm sixteen anymore, right? It's just that sometimes I think she looks at me and sees a fucking kid still, and I get it, I get it--and fuck, babe, I know it's not fair to feel this way, she's the only mom I'll ever have, and you don't even--ugh--"
- "I'm so terribly sorry the hotel misplaced your bags, Mister Rozanov. If there's any way that we can...make it up to you..." [Giggle. Kissing sound. Kissing sound. Moan.]
- Banging on the wall and, "KEEP IT DOWN, ROOK," the one. Singular. Time. That Holmberg manages to pull on their West Coast roadie. Which may or may not be the beginning of his villain origin story.
the man who owns and runs the thai restaurant in my town knows me by name. he is one of the kindest and most thoughtful men i know. i started ordering from his place back in january, which was when i got my fibromyalgia diagnosis. back then i was using a walker, had limited mobility in my entire body but especially my hands, and was very visibly in pain. i always ordered the same thing: yellow curry with no meat, potatoes and carrots only (i have texture and other dietary issues). he always made it a point to make sure i could get out the door and carry the food safely. he had his workers package the food so that it was easier for me to open. as i kept coming back and i told him a little bit about my health status, he would always encourage me to keep going. he told me about how the spices he used were good for inflammation and began to edit the recipe just for me so that spices that were even better for fighting inflammation were used. heβd give me extra portions and despite the fact that i would tip every time, i realized later that he never charged my card for them. as time went on and my condition began to get better, especially with the help of a physical therapist, he would make encouraging remarks and tell me how happy he was for me. the day i came in without my walker, he practically jumped for joy, and despite my insistence, he gave me my meal for free that day. i continue to make progress with my conditions and i continue to go to the thai place. this man who does not know me personally and who i hardly know anything about is one of my favorite people. itβs interactions with humans like these that make loving life easier. and his curry really does help my chronic condition. itβs comfort food taken to the next level.
This is what I think about when people ask what the meaning of life is
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I need more dumb hockey nicknames in hr fanfic obviously itβs easier if they all use their last names because itβs easier for readers to keep track of the npcs buuut the creativity these dumb men have with their nicknames is so fun! the teams are made up of 17 year old boys and 38 year old grumps. theyβre men!! and theyβre silly and dumb
Player called Hank. Nicknames become Hanky Panky -> Pancakes -> Waffles
Hayden Pike. Nicknames become Piker -> Hiker -> Poker -> Poke-bowl -> Bowling ball -> Huge Baller -> Wait no heβs snipped-> Minivan
Brad Hammersmith. Nicknames become Ham sandwich -> Hammy -> Sammy -> Bradley Cooper -> Booper -> Boobs
Rookie who lost his shoe one (1) time. Nicknames become Shoes -> Lost and found -> Pick up your kid at isle three -> Birkenstock -> Stock
makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.
