jules ΘΔ

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

sigh

im working the "girls bringing their boyfriends" checkpoint at the pride parade, sending most of the boyfriends to an overpriced bar with optimised number of leaning-with-a-beer points like youd send kids at a wedding to their table and letting the girlfriends in with a special ticket to an adjoining room with glass that lets them look at the boyfriends distinctly not talking to one another the rest of the boyfriends i press a little button under my desk and some tgirls in dark trenchcoats come and bundle them away, waving the girlfriend into the lesbian section, and with various mechanical grinding and whirring noises the new girls pop out of the room with an estrogen vial, a new outfit and a black lipstick stain on their cheek im clearly bored out of my mind sat at this desk, but im vital because ive got a 100% accuracy rate and i get paid in vodka to keep my interest in the world alive

i also get paid in all the first panty shot polaroids they take before they shove the new girls out but dont tell anyone cuz if the chasers union finds out ill never hear the end of it, and i already dont hear the end of them cuz i refuse to tell them how big it is, i tell them its a data protection thing and they never listen

the chasers union keeps asking for a float at pride but we have to keep rejecting it cuz they refuse to not have a banner that says "haha youre so cute have you had bottom surgery" and thatd fuck up our obligations to the forcefem union, who i am not taking bribes from stop asking

mr evrart is helping me find my dick

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

not to be a pervert or anything but media should have more sex in it

but seriously why is it ok that i can watch an extended, minutes long animated scene of someone having their guts pulled out through their abdomen but even alluding to sex is seen as spicy

you can fantasise about extreme acts of violence and death but the moment you get excited about sex you must be a horrible pervert

actually i think being horny is a valid feeling and more art should make you horny

thinking about problematic information gaps again..

I mean imagine you meet some strange woman one day, she looks at you with this glimmer in her eyes and knows just what to say to make you trust her. presses just the right buttons to ensnare you, shares tiny slivers of information, only enough to make you realize that she knows far far more about you than you do her. stringing you along and feeding tidbits of information if you make her happy. promising she'll reveal what she knows if just do one more thing for her,

update: starting to get "Hey, did you do this to me?" DMs

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally