A suspiciously stingray-shaped patch of sand

Do whatever you gotta do to make sure you can tell your grandkids good stuff when they ask you what you did during the historic times you lived through

when people treat trans women's breasts as if they aren't real breasts and when they treat our vaginas as if they aren't real vaginas they are contributing to the idea that when we are raped it isn't really rape

they relentlessly speak of our bodies as fake and then we are treated as inhuman sex dolls who don't suffer, unlike real human women. these are not two disconnected phenomena

i have decide to forsake philosophy and i will now determine my politics based on whichever of the catgirls in the defunct political ideology catgirls webcomic is the cutest to me at any given point

having a canonically male blorbo who you headcanon to be a woman is torture nexus for many reasons but one of them being having to clear your name whenever tagging her in a post about women I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY SHES A WOMAN TO ME I MEAN IT. IM NOT LIKE THESE BITCHES TAGGING SPAMTON

imagine a maid in your head. now have it do a little spin. you can give it a broom. now take care of her, okay?

hey wait a minute

how long is she gonna be there

You did prepare ample accommodations for her, right?

here is his gofundme. their original goal has been reached in just 16 hours, but i still encourage people to spread and donate if they can

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

… so we’d all pick shapeshifting right?

It is incredibly telling that there isnt a massive anti-oneyplays fandom despite Smiling Friends being an equally popular show among tumblr queers and those guys actually doing everything gooseworx has been accused of and more "She joked about being the next Shadman!" wow that's crazy. Chris O'Neil housed Shadman and actively defended all the vile shit he did on twitter, including lolicon of real actual children. Why is nobody talking about this. Where is the anti oneyplays fan club. Or anti GameGrumps. Or (and this is a hot one) anti Dropout. Why is there only a hate club for the tranny. Why are the hate clubs only ever for the trannies? But of course, "DNI if you make it about her being trans, thats totally not why she became our target"

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

whoops i forgot to do everything in the world

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

I'm actually not playing deltarune until the whole game is out probably but. you ever get nostalgia for a part of your life that sucked so badly the jury's still out on whether you actually survived it? yeah that.

Some of these characters make me physically sick (slash positive). Hey Toby what the fuck. What the actual fuck. I'm gonna throw myself under a train

And you know who else wants to kill herself because of Noelle Holiday? That's right. Noelle Holiday