Hound Rehabilitation author (MH)

Found 451 asleep under her desk..

Didn't bother to wake her she seemed too peaceful so I left a can of coffee and a bottle of water near her..

...fucking, foxes in the walls here i geuss.. if anyone has more experience with "Vix" id gladly discuss it. Or atleast forward a file or two to me. Im so behind in the times Subtypes weren't a prevalent thing when I was conditioning this one and her packmates...even after being in this field for years I'm still learning things. I just thought teaching my hounds the skills I was taught in my field days would come in handy so id know theyd be safe and capable of fending for themselves if they had to leave their chassis awaiting emergency evac. Or dropped behind enemy lines to gather info, take out targets,and scout for plausible "candidates" ..

Ik some of you cant stand Handlers.

I dont blame you.

I just want.

I just want more info so I can help keep Her busy.and give her more tools to help herself with..

I don't hold her leash anymore..

But im still responsible for what I made.

Is it helping?

I think? The commissary staff is sick of seeing me. Tbf im the reason theyre usually out of salt n vinegar....

Also noticed your shot groupings have gotten better too

[Incoming Transmission]

[Pardon the delay 0451, 196 had to upkeep injections. Current distance is 4 clicks out from your firing range, 18 seconds until impact. Be sure to enjoy the fireworks.]

15 seconds until impact.

The brighter the false star seemed to glow, the louder the rumbling seemed to get. Until an unholy howl made itself slowly known, a hollow wail that pierced the night.

12 seconds to impact.

A blink and already the trails of the jets were visible, blades of plasma capable of instantaneous cremation. All erupting from a dark, and seemingly mangled silhouette..

10 seconds until impact..

The howling had only grown more prevalent over the rumbling, a chorus of damned hellions singing their fury. All while that silhouette never seemed to slow down...

5 seconds until impact...

The twisted comet, finally visible enough to fully make out it's blurred features. Or so one would think, as soon as the silhouette was close enough to analyze. Those jets angled outwards, forcing reverse thrust. And causing the bastardized Vixen to show her tails, those three boosters just at the back waist of the mech. While those three tails of fire, filled the night sky with the distinct scent of ozone. The rest of the fanned out boosters, left behind a trail of flame in the earth. Gouging into the terrain and leaving behind molten glass, and singed greenery the closer it got.

It wasn't necessary to be told when impact was, the heart sinking Thump that every mech or pilot knew. The tremors from the impact alone were damning, rattling lose objects and lights. The screech of metal being torn apart, informing onlookers that the spectacle wasn't over. As if the blazing torrent that was still moving, wasn't telling enough.. Finally after a few seconds, the jets finally stopped. Leaving behind an ominous red glow, and a hunched figure standing tall..

With a gut wrenching squeal, the figure ripped a hind claw from the cock pit of. What once was a somewhat recognizable chassis, that now lay as what could only be described as modern art. And with yet another squeal, Lisitsa has finally arrived.

She stood relatively tall comparative to file size, at a healthy 12 metres in height. She wasn't the biggest, and her near skeletal frame showed she wasn't the heaviest. And with the fact that parts of the frame were glowing, it was blatant the chassis was designed with no care for the pilot. Though it was also blatant this thing, was ancient compared to modern mech design. And the closer it approached, the more of its ruggedness became apparent. Along with something mildly telling, as even the Metal Angel. Had a mask of brown, a muzzle just like it's pilot.

[Sorry about the mess 0451, and sorry about the delay...we...forgot about a few things.. So...where do you want us?]

Hangar C9 has a few free docks.

..hound...you're high. Go sit down or something.

Ehh im fine Ive parked chassis half a handle of whiskey deep.. yeah dock 5 is open

Hoo boi, two scares in three days, she's really trying for a Management Hernia any% speedrun.

Anywho. We found them out about ten minutes from base. Thanks to the help from @theriohoundx9 and our own pilots, we were able to slow her down long enough to access their comm channels and blast their deactivation phrase into the cockpit.

So, in terms of damages, things are rough. We had to give the rookies some spare chassis to pilot, and those got roughed up. Thankfully, they weren't there to win, they were there to wait out the clock. Cassowary's mech got ripped in half, once again I'm grateful I have remote access to her eject function.

The veteran pilots and Lock were on standby once Mandy brought LOUP-GAROU in to even the field, after X9 EMP'd VARGR.

Currently? Queen's not doing well, and management is kicking themselves pretty bad over this. They thought she was overworked, when that was their only coping mechanism she had in place after we banned substances. For once, the management is taking responsibility on this, the signs were there for a while, and this was the result.

I did tell them THIS would happen if they weren't given a proper distraction. Telling an ADHD riddled former-Hound to stop working on the one thing she likes doing is a recipe for disaster.

And so, Baskerville came out to play, and now everyone knows the price of only addressing the symptoms.

This is all recoverable monetarily, we've got a decent emergency repair fund, plus it seems that with Queen being out of it, the other mech techs have decided to help the rookies repair their mechs instead.

Also seems the rookies have remembered to fear the mech tech chief. Last time, they were just pissed. This time, they all saw what she could do when let off the leash. And the fact she now knows how to do it on her own? Yeah...

Speaking of which, Queen is... not doing great and I'll leave it at that. They need a while to get things sorted. Speaking of which...

@heckeronincheese could you perchance convince your former handler to approve a transfer? Hangar Queen needs a new space to stretch their legs and get out of their head, and your base is closest on this planet. Plus, we actually have active communications, and Queen likes your company and crew.

Regardless, I personally think they need somewhere new, and preferably somewhere with friends.

They and staniik will get along swimmingly

We have room in the Hangar for their chassis

Just call ahead and we can send transport

And feel free to visit.

Hoo boi, two scares in three days, she's really trying for a Management Hernia any% speedrun.

Anywho. We found them out about ten minutes from base. Thanks to the help from @theriohoundx9 and our own pilots, we were able to slow her down long enough to access their comm channels and blast their deactivation phrase into the cockpit.

So, in terms of damages, things are rough. We had to give the rookies some spare chassis to pilot, and those got roughed up. Thankfully, they weren't there to win, they were there to wait out the clock. Cassowary's mech got ripped in half, once again I'm grateful I have remote access to her eject function.

The veteran pilots and Lock were on standby once Mandy brought LOUP-GAROU in to even the field, after X9 EMP'd VARGR.

Currently? Queen's not doing well, and management is kicking themselves pretty bad over this. They thought she was overworked, when that was their only coping mechanism she had in place after we banned substances. For once, the management is taking responsibility on this, the signs were there for a while, and this was the result.

I did tell them THIS would happen if they weren't given a proper distraction. Telling an ADHD riddled former-Hound to stop working on the one thing she likes doing is a recipe for disaster.

And so, Baskerville came out to play, and now everyone knows the price of only addressing the symptoms.

This is all recoverable monetarily, we've got a decent emergency repair fund, plus it seems that with Queen being out of it, the other mech techs have decided to help the rookies repair their mechs instead.

Also seems the rookies have remembered to fear the mech tech chief. Last time, they were just pissed. This time, they all saw what she could do when let off the leash. And the fact she now knows how to do it on her own? Yeah...

Speaking of which, Queen is... not doing great and I'll leave it at that. They need a while to get things sorted. Speaking of which...

@heckeronincheese could you perchance convince your former handler to approve a transfer? Hangar Queen needs a new space to stretch their legs and get out of their head, and your base is closest on this planet. Plus, we actually have active communications, and Queen likes your company and crew.

Regardless, I personally think they need somewhere new, and preferably somewhere with friends.

They and staniik will get along swimmingly

We have room in the Hangar for their chassis

Just call ahead and we can send transport

And feel free to visit.

And I gotta say.

Well.

Well.

Fuckin.

Well.

Looks like i win?

Yes ill be at the mess hall later.

I am starving. Just let me shower but I think ik what ill wear to dinner~

Dont worry I disabled the traps I set once the timer ran out. No need for unnecessary workplace accidents..

-0451 signing off.

How the fuck....

And 8 beers.

And can sleep in my own bed again..

Even tho the auxiliary vent duct of the cool storage area was very comfy.

Might make it my new nap space...

Despite the headache you caused me you earned your keep and meal..

Rest well you earned it.

Next time you feel mischievous maybe take it out ON THE OTHER HANDLERS!?

Nah.

And she wonders why her back hurts..

And no im not a spoil sport she can keep the pants. She rightfully earned them..

Anyways

The author got too:

-drunk

-high

-tired

-or sad

And a kallidora patreon update?

Spouse//Handler even got a lil packet of spicy pretzels as the session treat.

Lol yeah im fuckin clicker trained//conditioned too..

This is ambrosia.

Also, update, apperantly management has put me on a mandatory month long vacation...

Apperantly my recent behaviour has concerned a lot of people, so my boss has ordered me to "take a fucking break, get a hobby, and get laid"

Psh. Bold of him to assume the latter is an issue for me!

Hahahahaha!

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*sighs*

Im currently in vents of an area i cant disclose for reasons.

My Body is ready...

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW FERAL I AM RIGHT NOW

Veronica was my first Horror and RE game.

IVE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR YEARS SINCE RE3 REMAKE. YES I LOVED RE9 WITH DILF LEON BUT THIS!?

That means we get to revisit an enemy that haunted me dearly.

OF ALL THE B.O.W.s IN RESIDENT EVIL THERE HAS BEEN 2 THAT NEVER FAILED TO SHIVER ME TIMBERS

.regenerators

.THE FUCKIN BANDERSNATCH FROM VERONICA.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK