A Heart’s a Heavy Burden

I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

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everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

cat delivery system works in mysterious ways, yo

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 758

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting