(DM voice) Everything's Fine

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

oh like clothes

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

tips

sometimes you people will be calling things "Body Horror" when it's just how some people live

i think everyone should be required to take a class and learn about ostomy care and catheters and dialysis and insulin pumps and see what aging does to the body and learn about disabling illnesses and normalize them because yall will be out here saying shit is horrifying when its just like a medical device

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

reblog to do this to the person you reblogged this from

i just checked my status effects for the first time in a while how long have i been Doomed for

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

black mackerel tabby