(DM voice) Everything's Fine

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

HOW!!!?!?!?! INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

@ourmaskoflies

just in case you didn't click through, this is an appox. $80,000 mouse

any day now folks

this could be big

um yeah his name was Wheatley

dont leave me out

I’m so sorry

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

Betty Crocker mutates your children

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

my nose!

you aren’t supposed to know that word anymore