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the-stew-goblin

Draining the oil from cars in the Wendy's parking lot to put into an oil stew

therealmaddunsterling

MY FUCKING CAR

the-stew-goblin

heeheehoo

jm-sanders

Stop complaining and just steal oil from the fryers in the kitchen.

Your car will be fine.

#I do not condone theft #for legal reasons this is a joke

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Didn’t take that well

jm-sanders

James Sutherland on his way to find his wife Circa 1990-1999.

#silent hill 2 #silent hill #james

slowspinningredemption

incredible things happening on reddit right now

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Average Woodside Apartments bathroom.

#silent hill 2 #silent hill

meteorherd

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

date her mom ?

date her mom

date her mom

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

parasite-core

date her mom

makiiato

date her mom

jm-sanders

Buy my book and date her mom

#writing #pantser #buy my book #date her mom

nodudeshutup

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

nodudeshutup

YOU

jm-sanders

POV: René Descartes if he was a Gungan

#That would be a very dark timeline #jar jar binks #star wars

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smeedge

whys he buying groceries at sprouts

jm-sanders

I'm getting flashbacks to Jack Sweeney and @ElonJet.......@Mohg'sCarriage anyone?

#elden ring #I feel like everyone would freak out if he showed up at a blood drive

teaboot

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

teaboot

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

For more serious posts please check me out on Bluesky!

Author of Nobody remembers what happened here. I write for readers who believe memory, dignity and truth matter.

#writers on tumblr #writing #pantser #writeblr #amwriting #creative writing #writing community #writers #check me out

muddylesbian

I ain’t exactly trans but I SURE am NOT cis

scalpho

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

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kyberinthevoid

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

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THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

evil-enby-osoka

i hate that nonbinary people can't be, like, nonbinary.

whatever we do, we can't win. we can't be seen as actually nonbinary. people binarize us and often mock us or get aggressive or dismiss and ignore our nonbinaryhood or something else.

if we don't medically transition, we are "just cis trenders."

if we do medically transition, we are "just [binary trans] eggs."

we are "technically transmasc or transfem anyways" if we don't use these terms.

we are lumped together with binary trans men and trans women if we do use these terms. our nonbinaryhood is ignored or seen as some kind of "gender-lite."

we are aggressively pressured to disclose if we're AFAB or AMAB, TMA or TME, transmasc or transfem, "boy nonbinary" or "girl nonbinary." and if we refuse to answer, people get double mad at us and pick something for us anyways.

if we show the slightest hint of something that could be interpreted as binary gendered, we are immediately binarised.

if we put a lot of effort into looking the most ambiguous or androgynous or neutral, people still try to find something. and they become aggressive. people often EXPLODE [PT: explode] when they can't gender someone by glance.

our ways of expression are constantly mocked and ignored (like neopronouns, nonbinary-centering labels for gender and orientation, basically all things that are associated with nonbinary people).

but if we choose more typical ways of expression (for example, use "he/him" or "she/her" pronouns), people use it to ignore and dismiss our nonbinaryhood.

we just can't win, and it's upsetting.

I just need to say this.

Is anyone else slightly and I mean SLIGHTLY annoyed with timing of the announcement of the next Mummy movie (The Brendan Fraser classic) and Lee Cronin's The Mummy trailer?

I mean COME ON! I really thought they ruined the mummy franchise by making it into a horror film!!!!

#horror #the mummy #lee cronin #lee cronin's the mummy #Brendan Frasers mummy better not be a horror movie #film #movies

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jm-sanders

The nefarious garden dweller

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The nefarious sink dweller

#sink #importantpics #He dwells in the sink

knightclubbing

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

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