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"oh we need to retraumatize ourselves to contact this unexplainable being to ask it what it wants!"
okay I guess. kinda stupid imo
"we should also have sex while we do it because we have this weird special connection!"
are you fucking kidding me
listening to headlights by cj leede and im realizing 2 things
1) I think maybe I only like her debut novel bc this one and american rapture were not for me, perhaps unhinged woman serial killer with mild gore was just my exact vibe
2) imo a serial killer police investigation novel immediately loses all its tension once you add a supernatural element to it and now im bored (scary murder isn't interesting if it's some creature doing it vs just a regular person. the scariest thing in the world are people and I hate how so often we forget that)
(also stephen king references make my eyes want to roll out of my head)
can i be an overly woke hater for a second? i REALLY don't vibe with the idea of alastor seeing rosie as a mother figure.
like ngl, i find it really fun in fics and stuff, especially as an oedipus thing, but as an actual interpretation of the show... my black heart just cannot.
strap in for an interpretation of radiorose through a black lens:
book synopsis: girl who is ostracized for being queer finds a new monstrous human-eating family under the water with her mermaid sisters
actual book: girl is kidnapped by mermaids and body horror transformed into one against her will and mind-controlled into loving her captives and forced into cannibalism to survive
me: HUH???? (checks tags) is this NOT a horror novel????

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past radiostatic would have Vox trying to top but getting so nervous he freezes above Alastor and can't move until Alastor sighs and flips them over and tops HIM instead and Vox learns something new about himself
they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on
In case you were curious, this is how I've been requesting books from orbit - they send the request form and then I read the synopsis of the books I want and click on to request and then I write a silly little paragraph on why I think I'd like it in their comments section. And it seems to work?
I just feel bad when it's multiple books on one form bc then you have like 5 paragraphs in there for one person to sift through.
people who think that "limit" on speed limit means "the top most speed you can go so I'll go slower than that" and NOT the speed you should be traveling are dangerous drivers. full stop
just yesterday I almost hit someone going at least 10 under and had to suddenly break because I wasnt expecting to come up on someone going so slow without any break lights, and the people behind ME had to do the same. if any of us were even slightly delayed in reacting there'd have been a multi-car accident on the highway
slow driving is just as reckless and dangerous as speeding and if you can't maintain proper speed then find some other way of commuting because you're going to get yourself and others killed
(honestly, going with the flow of traffic and 5/10 over the limit is the safest but for the love of god you need your license revoked if you're going 40 in a 55)
my annoying thing im pedantic about is people being like "why don't they just ask a yes/no question? duh" to the "one of us only lies and one only tells the truth" riddle
MOTHERFUCKER YOU GET ONE QUESTION. THAT'S THE POINT!!! IF YOU HAD INFINITE QUESTIONS IT WOULDN'T BE A RIDDLE!!!

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I'm gonna be so fr, the more I see "you should be nice in your reviews even if they're negative because writing a book is hard" the meaner I want to be in my reviews. Shit is too fucking expensive for you to make me spend like $30 on a book that doesn't look like an editor even sneezed on.
okay so I do genuinely think I could get those last 2 books completed by tuesday, BUT I think im gonna first prioritize writing the 11 reviews i have backlogged from the books i finished first, so i might actually not make my deadline
so actually what happened is i fell asleep 😔
had the funniest typo in my arc copy and then looked at my kindle copy and it's there too
s3 needs Alastor to just constantly invite (read: kidnap) Vox over to the hotel just to piss everyone (including Vox himself) there off
Charlie tries to have a "talk about how Vox's actions negatively affected you" bonding session at the hotel and Alastor brings Vox because "who else was as negatively affected than Vox himself!"
no one, including Vox, want him to be there
s3 needs Alastor to just constantly invite (read: kidnap) Vox over to the hotel just to piss everyone (including Vox himself) there off

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shout out to me for somehow having a sixth sense for bottom vox so much that the first time I come back to read some radiostatic fic after months it happens to be (what seems to me to be) a bottom vox radiostatic writing challenge week. like. there was bottom vox stuff afoot and somehow i locked in on it like a bloodhound
I need you guys to know that to this DAY I cannot see spaghetti and meatballs without softly going "swaghetti and memeballs" to myself and laughing
Idk if it's better or worse that I'm the only one who I ever say it to