we are the stormbound, the avocado

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

fuck it. be creative even if you never really *make* anything. write out plot synopses of stories and then move on. design OCs you'll never use. make mood boards and concept art and don't do anything with them. life's too short to forget everything that inspired you and creation doesn't have to be "complete" to be worth the time you put into it.

i am thirty-eight, but you're very welcome and I wish you and Mx. Conteur only the best in life 🫡 godspeed

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

the only reason tumblr is still running is because theres a endangered species on here known as a "suck animal" - the first living crrature on the internet, and science doesn't let them shut down this web site, as this is the suckanimal pen the only place where they can live. so everyone say thank you to a suck animal today

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...