Anything and everything will be here

its JULY quit reblogging this!!!!!

IT IS NOVEMBER SECOND, HOLD YOUR GODDAMN HORSES

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

Surrealist humor sure is taking on a new flavor huh

I have finally identified my only two braincells.

#well now i gotta forever use meet the dev team as a euphamism for dying

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

Lol

This looks like something I would imagine when I was five and my dad would say "That only works in cartoons!"

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

They are so shaped

one of the animals ever for sure

i can’t stop watching this

@mistborn-catgirl

GO WHITE BOY GO

I love environmental storytelling

Unmute

I've posted this before, but every time I've seen it since I can't stop watching it repeat over and over. Like the man says, "Unmute"

Mutuals do this.

this guy is so unbelievably good at making music videos of himself dancing with himself in different outfits