#1 couyon

Your breast is extremly yucky to me

I want to be his silly rabbit, confidant, and right arm hand man

everything 🩷

Is that what he will call you?

No❤️

nothing in the world is more evil than moving

But what if the children LIKED to eat lead paint. That's their CHOICE.

The child says they will kill themselves unless we give them a lobotomy. We must obviously give the lobotomy. Or they will order an ice pick online with cutesy anime girl packaging.

Have you considered getting mental help?

Thanks, Ace-Pervert, I've never considered that. I'll look into it asap. Let's hope I'm not prescribed to have perfectly healthy and necessary organs removed and then have to be on pills or injections for the rest of my life.

Update I've been scheduled for my chemical castration and lobotomy but luckily the surgeon is letting me bundle them for a massive deal. Can't wait to finally become my true self via paying $100,000 to people who surely have my best intentions hidden in their open pockets

Update I have necrotizing fasciitis

It is interesting that "redheads need up to 20% more anaesthesia" is one of the bits of race science accepted in the mainstream. At first it just comes across as a bit of wacky trivia about an already-kinda-wacky small demographic ("those soulless gingers, they sure do have a temper/are sexually promiscuous/like converting to Islam haha"), but it turns out to actually be a shockingly direct and well-understood biological pathway, as far as they go, from skin and hair pigments to the nervous system? The mutation in the MC1R gene is responsible for red hair by causing the body to only be able to produce pheomelanin instead of melanin... but it turns out this lowers production of proopiomelanocortin, which lowers levels of alpha-melanocyte-stimulating hormone, which reduces activation of melanocortin-4 receptors, which derepresses mu-opioid receptors in the brain and elevates overall basal pain thresholds in some ways but also makes them need more anaesthesia? That's actually crazy and no one really cares or realizes the possible implications? It's almost as if there were reports of a successful Ahnenerbe expedition to Agartha but it's just accepted as scientifically true, you don't even have to go to the dubious blogs for it?

What the fuck did you do to your tumblr

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

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