grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

I only identified as a lesbian for a very brief period but straight girls do this realllllly bizarre thing where they ask you if you have a crush on them or who you think the hottest girl in a certain group is and get offended if you say no or refuse to answer. It’s like walking on a tightrope over a lake of fire, there is no good answer to give. Inside, you know if you were to say “Yes, I think you’re very attractive, I’m into you.” they would definitely weaponize that against you or treat you like a perv but if you say “No, you’re not my type, I’m not interested in you.” they act soooooooo wounded. And I’m sure some straight girls who do this are not entirely straight and were interested in feeling me out but I do think there are a lot of straight girls who do this as some form of power play. Anyway, it was so weird. And they have the audacity to act like lesbians are sexually inappropriate bullies.

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

im a protected species you fucking asshole

I have GOT to stop spending $30

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

"I could fix her" well actually I like evil women and I'll let her commit crimes in the name of love

I don't give an amazing digital fuck