Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

she from chicago

let my nuts swang

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

you'd think "manosphere" would be a beautiful sphere made of nothing but men or perhaps even a beautiful spherical man but no. misogyny.

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to unionize my workplace