jewish hell (gehennom, which is more like xian purgatory than xian hell) lasts up to 11 months, which fits the âtwo monthsâ and âtwice two monthsâ of the timeline
teshuva (atonement) is a process that requires no confession or priest or anything, only prayer, which matches claudiusâ failed attempt
there is a biblical requirement to marry your brother's widow (there is an annulment process if you don't want to do it) but only if he died childless, which is clearly not applicable so hamlet is well within his rights to be pissed
forget everyone else i see a man struggling with doubts and the afterlife and i say he's jewish
is there anything more Jewish than fighting with your family and complaining a lot
like?? we really don't have a clearly outlined afterlife?? so hamlet's whole "to be or not to be" what dreams may come is-- so much more fitting
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on the drive to my theater duties i nailed down much adyke about nothing. benedick and claudio are both in female-husband/lesbian-passing-as-man situations; their misogyny is not âbutches are more likely to be misogynisticâ but rather âthese guys have been in the army for months and the frat bro vibe is getting to them.â benedickâs scorn of love comes from a deeply wounded place about being shut out of the intimacy available to everyone around him; beatriceâs comes from a resistance to being nailed down to a man and expected to behave like a stepford wife when she doesnât even like men at the best of times. in her eavesdropping scene, the gist is âbeatrice is SO cruel and nasty to everyone and especially to benedick for not requiting his feelingsâ and beatrice is like fuuuuuck am i actually being mean to this man by not wanting him? and then she finds out benedick is a woman and sheâs like. okay the game has fucking changed. claudioâs paranoia about hero not actually wanting him rests on the premise that heâs not enough of a man and is insufficient for any womanâs love; benedickâs confrontation of him is partially fueled by the fact that claudio has sided with shitty men who wonât actually value or protect him. benedick has the worst mustache in the world and heâs really proud of it
lines that become actually fucking insane if claudio and benedick are both women:
claudio saying he swore off marriage but wouldn't trust himself to keep that swear if he could have hero rather than anyone else
beatrice's "it is a man's office, but not yours" to benedick
leonato telling claudio "thou hast belied my innocent child" and generally saying claudio has killed hero by being involved with her. which like. almost true! but if it's lesbians it's even worse
beatrice allegedly saying benedick is the "proper'st man in italy"
benedick calling claudio "boy" /derogatory
benedick and beatrice both being afraid to admit it in front of everybody at the end
almost a year later, i fear that i've officially become the leading scholar in butch dyke claudio studies. first there was my fanfiction and now um. well. i maybe played claudio this weekend dressed like this
i have a butch claudio playlist now. i'm considering trying to write a much ado adaptation about it. he's not good lesbian rep and he's also no longer the character shakespeare wrote he's just a guy i know really really really well i fear
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edgar is a girl because why wouldnât she tell the blinded gloucester itâs her? simple. her dad has forgiven his eldest âsonâ but who knows how he would feel about his daughter!
hamlet coming of age + context of polonius being like âophelia, no matter what he thinks, he can never marry you, he can only marry for denmarkâ + realizing your mom never loved your dad + realizing she was younger than you when she got married. one can do many things with this
shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist âlet the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. iâve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each otherâs armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky đâ
frankly love that there is a niche literature side of tumblr where people are just writing full shakespare essays for fun with cited sources, all lowercase sentences, sixteen exclamation points. tags are getting peer reviewed. takes are getting nuanced. best reading youâve ever heard of the odyssey is suggested in a post by someone with an avengers profile pic with zero punctuation and ended with âscreaming crying throwing up.â itâs like role playing academia in an online jungle gym
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can i talk about lear 1.1 with you? iâve been dying to talk about lear 1.1 with you all day, folks
(or, notes on a reread)
1. gloucester, you motherfucker
we all know gloucesterâs first lines are crazy. yeah, haha, so, i do have to plead guilty to the charges of being this kidâs dad lol isnât that embarrassing but itâs fineeeee his mom was SMOKINâ and we had fun. all of this said right in front of edmundâs face. what iâm thinking about, though, is that this in particularâ
âis pretty freighted, class-wise. âthis knave came something saucily into the world before he was sent forâ is the way you talk about a servant you havenât summoned yet (sent for). âknaveâ is fighting words for a gentleman. in the same breath as heâs saying edmund âmust be acknowledged,â gloucester is also suggesting a separation between his social class and edmundâs, underscoring that edmund is a step below and his claims to his fatherâs status can only ever be conditional. bastardy breaks class; it breaks the rules of the family; itâs a societal problem because it doesnât fit in categories! (Can Anyone Hear Me đłď¸ââ§ď¸)
+ âhis breeding, sir, hath been at my chargeâ puns on breeding/chargeâitâs âi donated the spermâ but itâs also âi paid for his fancy education.â so LOTS of intertwining of familial structures and financial/material goods even before we get to, you know, lear chopping up the country and then making his daughters play mind games for their inheritance. (and when he does do that, heâs going to refer first to cordelia as âmar[ring] [her] fortuneââwhich could be âfateâ but also could be âwealthââand then claim her âprice is fallân,â that he âtendersâ her less, soon after calling her âuntenderâ in the other sense. looooooots of economy language here. a daughter is an economic unit that can be exchanged for goods and services)
(source for the glosses on puns here = folger copy side notes)
2. thees and thous
this still isnât my strong suit, but crash source based on the cursory internet research i just did: âyouâ is for social superiors and people you respect; itâs an at-a-distance word. âthouâ is for social inferiors, but itâs also for people you care about and are speaking to intimately, but itâs also an insult if you say it like an insult. apparently it was common for upper-class families to all âyouâ each other? i donât know. what i know is everybody is âyouâ-ing lear in this first scene and that makes sense. heâs the king; he gets royal we privileges; nobody is above him in social status; everybody has to respect him (even/especially his own kids, because heâs The King and The Dad, roles which for lear are always synonymous in a way that gets people killed). right, good, okay. and lear calls his daughters âyou,â just like gloucester calls edmund âyou,â which also seems fair; this is a court setting, itâs highly formal, itâ
that is an INSTANT switch. holy shit, that is an instant switch. so! turns out you can win âthou (intimate)â privileges and all you have to do is tell daddy you love him soooooooooo much in front of the entire gathered royal court, the king of france, and god. which, coincidentally, is also how you earn enormous amounts of material wealth in the form of massive land grants! i bet this total overlap of the family structure and the political structure can never go wrong for anyone.
âwait, so does he not thou cordelia?â oh, no, of course he thous cordelia.
you canât scream at and disown your daughter without thouing her; letâs not be silly. (cordelia we need youth liberation NOW look at your dad dawg youâre going to prison)
(pronouns footnote: lear uses the royal we almost all the time, except when heâs really mad and talking to burgundy and starts slipping into âi.â the king of france uses âiâ until he officially takes cordeliaâs hand in marriage, and the switch to âweâ there happens in a sentence: âThy dowerless daughter, king, thrown to my chance, / Is queen of us, of ours, and our fair France.â which feels, uh, pointed. hey, lear, remember, youâre not the only king on stage, actually! and then lear thous him instantly lmao. extremely messy senior citizen)
3. telling daddy you love him soooooooooo much
okay so first of all the very first lines of the play establish that the map has already been divided. we already know exactly who is getting what and how much, because gloucester tells us that albany and cornwall have gotten land inheritances so close in size that itâs impossible to tell who lear favors. which means this is court-wide information. so the entire love contest is a farce. i know we know this, but yikes! okay, moving on.
the general take on this scene is that goneril and regan are lying to butter their dad up, or at least laying it on really thick. i think thatâs a true take. judging by the later acts, it definitely doesnât seem as ifâ[pause to acknowledge the complicated feelings people have about parents who suck, etc etc]âthey like that guy. but walk with me for a second here and let us assume that, while these speeches are performances, they are at least semi-honest performances in terms of how the sisters talk about love:
what goneril is more or less saying is that her love takes precedence over money, health, freedom of movement and perception, etc etc. which doesnât necessarily mean love deprives her of those things, but it does âmake breath poor, and speech unable,â which is a line about, like, choking up because you love someone so much, but also does very much paint love as something that takes away a personâs power. the vision of love presented here is one that makes you weak: loving someone Thiiiiiiis Much traps you in a blind box, feeble and mute and vulnerable.
and then you have regan, and of course she has to get her dig in at goneril #middlechild, but the way she talks about love is sort of opposite, because goneril is talking about love as the active force: love makes her breath and speech weak, etc etc. but regan is the active force in this speech: love turns her into an enemy warrior against other joys. love is a battlefield, or a competition; sheâs actively against other pleasant things.
i donât have anything super smart to say here, but if we take these speeches as reflecting their real thoughts about how love works, i at least end up at âlove = powerlessnessâ for goneril and âlove = combatâ for regan. which does feel like it prefigures whatâs to comeâgoneril wanting edmund in a desperate and powerless way, because she already has a husband that doesnât even like her, a desperation that culminates in the murder of her closest ally; and regan and cornwall acting as one unit against the world in the blinding scene (including in literal combat).
and then, of course, âAs much as child e'er loved, or father found;â also jumps out to me, becauseâwell. thatâs the question! thatâs an animating question of this play! how much do children really love their parents? what will fathers find when they plumb their childrenâs depths? itâs possible goneril actually does mean this one, you know? i love you as much as any child ever loved their father, because i canât believe in any daughter loving her father more than sheâs forced to.
and then, of course, we have the Problem Child:
and of course this is the big question mark of this scene, right, the structured opacity of king lear. why does hamlet pretend to go mad, why does iago hate othello, why the fuck does cordelia say that when itâs SOOOOO easy to lie to dementia patients. and i thinkâwell, i think sheâs autistic, but more relevantly i think you can read this in a proto-social-theorist way. she has correctly identified the way family structures create ties of obligation and debt, and also the double bind women face as wives and daughters. (AND sheâs pointing out, in those last two lines, that remaining an unmarried woman attached to her dad 5ever would not be ânormalâ age-appropriate development and would seem pretty incestuous after a point.) but it also comes off pretty cold. instead of âi love you thiiiiiis muchâ itâs âwell, actually, factually, i owe love to more than one person ever đ¤ đâ
but i think that in itself is very revealing about cordeliaâs worldview, which is one where things⌠like, seem to make sense? where thereâs an order to things? everyone in lear wants to believe that thereâs a coherent structure to the world, where parents do THIS and children do THIS and X is owed to Y and reciprocity of care is real and desire is an orderly thing that goes where itâs supposed to (50% to husband, 50% to father, easy, dust your hands). everybody wants this to be true (well, not edmund). but cordelia seems to be the only person in this goddamn play who actually believes it.
4. do you ever suspect some people have kids exclusively so they know someone will be there to take care of them when theyâre really old? iâm not having kids so idk what iâm supposed to do
donât you think itâs kind of crazy that lear refers to the kind of so-called barbarious person who âmakes his generation messes / to gorge his appetiteâ (ie, eats his own children) and then six lines later says that he loved cordelia âmost, and thought to set my rest / on her kind nurseryâ? and then he tells the other two husbands to âdigestâ cordeliaâs dowry amongst themselves? like, what was that we were just saying about using our children as nutrients? what was that we were saying about using our children as raw materials to nourish and care for ourselves? must have been the wind
5. kent definitely leaves the scene early so he can be double-cast as france or burgundy, right?
lmao
6. goneril and regan, they could never ever ever make me hate you
i love cordelia. i think she is rude in a fun and autistic way. sheâs really rude, though. this is so bitchy.
âwell may you prosper! âşď¸â is nuts. then again, to be fair to cordelia, neither of them said a goddamn word in her defence. but to be fair to goneril and reganâwell, first of all, your dad, who they both go on to agree has always been like this (âhe hath ever but slenderly known himself;â his senility joins âthe imperfections of long-engraffed conditionâ), yelling at your sister and disowning her and threatening violence is SCARY even when heâs not the king. but second of all, he IS the king. this isnât just a sibling thing. as Kâs great post points out, lear is defining this as treason; it is extremely political, maybe more so than familial. to stand up for cordelia would, for the two of them, be raising their hands to go, âhey, can i have some treason and disownment too?â
anyway, the first thing they do after this is regroup and decide they have each otherâs backs and recognize that this transfer of power is probably going to go badly. thereâs literally nothing objectionable here man they are not being evil i think some of you [scholars] just hate women
6. sight/vision/blindness language tracker
the first time you see figurative language about blindness, youâre like, âhaha, just like gloucester.â the fiftieth time youâre like whoa thereâs a lot of eyes in this play
goneril saying she loves lear more than eyesight (which, if she meant it, could speak to love swaying oneâs judgmentânot relevant for her now, but perhaps later!)
kentâs âsee better, lear,â which of course lear is not going to do (and which i think he never doesâi will think about this harder as i reread the rest of this play, but even when lear comes to see cordelia more clearly, he maintains that he did no harm to goneril and regan, maybe in part because to him the king can do no harm to disobedient subjects)
7. textual trivia
my professor donated to me (starving hyperfixation urchin) an edition of this play that prints both authoritative texts of lear, a quarto and the first folio. these have more dramatic differences than most shakespeare quarto/folio editions, or so iâve read, so because iâm crazy iâm comparing them. my trivia is:
only the folio has âas we, unburdened, crawl towards death.â where would we be without her.
in the folio, lear calls cordelia his âlast and least;â in the quarto, itâs âlast, but not least in loveâ
in the quarto he gives kent one fewer day to scram lol
in the quarto, gloucester introduces the entrance of burgundy and france. in the folio, cordelia apparently gets this line? which certainly gives the line a new tenor, since sheâs just been Brutally Screamed At and hadnât spoken since
8. in sum
iâm trying to paste the âmy god, king lear is a good playâ image in here but the mobile app wonât let me
when you step back an inch or two, it's kinda wild that one of thee most famous lines in all of english language literature to the point of it being routinely quoted out of context as an abstract representation of theater or classic lit as a whole is directly about contemplating suicide. which feels almost like a stupid thing to point out to me, a person who's been reading and watching shakespeare for fun since I was nine, like, yeah, that's the surface basic text, that soliloquy is about suicide, that's hamlet's whole deal, he's explicitly suicidal from his first scene and it forms the backbone of everything he does in the play, but people who aren't big into shakespeare are usually pretty taken aback when I say that's what that line means. "to be, or not to be, that is the question" <- the central big question playing on his mind and encompassing his life is whether he should Keep Being or Not Keep Being.
when you're fighting someone who's definitely better than you but you already nicked them with a poisoned blade and youre just weaving until their heart shuts off
"a cool way to play chaotic evil is to play a guy that acts like he's lawful good around everyone else but is actually slowly undermining everyone else and is doing a little bit of murder behind the scenes" sooooooooooooo true
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the funny thing about being deep in capital-n Nerdy classic lit tumblr since my mid teens is that there's a section of my dash that never really naturally moved on from their high school blorbos, and instead I have spent the last eight years watching them get accepted to blorbo university, get their master's in blorbo studies, and start on the process of becoming dr blorbo, phd because their blorbo is harry "hotspur" percy from william shakespeare's henry iv part 1