that's too long for a play.

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

i was going to post "imagine if shakespeare had written a play about joan of arc" then remembered that he did & it's not nice about her

(gesturing towards your little sister) you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

"I'd destroy the world to protect you" but it's a parent/child relationship

"I hate everyone but I love you more than anything" but it's two best friends

"you're the only one who can bring me back when I lose myself" but it's siblings

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

every song nowadays is 'the best song ever' and then you listen to it and it's not fast car by tracy chapman