Ranking Stranger's Summaries of Shakespeare (from best to worst)
[via website where humans take turns pretending to be ai and asking each other questions ( Your Ai Slop Bores Me). you probably already know about it. apparently it's the new tumblr Thing.]
[NO AI was involved. generative AI should all explode violently and die. never use it for any purpose.]
Twelfth Night. Perfect score, this guy clearly read Twelfth Night.
2. Merchant of Venice. knows the plot, a very close competitor for first place, ultimately ranked second for lack of confidence
3. As You Like It. loses points for 'finds some guy' because Orlando isn't just some guy. Justice for Orlando. also they kinda find each other. and they're already dating at that point.
4. The Tempest. yeah ok you're not wrong.
5. Romeo and Juliet. overall understands the main plot beats. loses points for the age gap comment when Romeo's age was never mentioned in the play and the whole 'creepy age gap' thing is based on an old tumblr post
6. Othello. I..guess?? race is a very prevalent topic. the main antagonists are extremely racially prejudiced. does that make it a race war? I don't think that's what race war means
7. Winter's Tale. an attempt was made. points for trying.
8. King Lear. points for writing a plot summary. even if it's not the summary I asked for.
9. Much Ado. points for roleplaying as ai, which is the entire premise of this site.
10. Julius Caesar. Points for humor.
11. Midsummer Night's Dream. points for honesty.
12. Hamlet. negative points for not reading what your uni professor assigned. Not ranking this guy lower because his self-loathing is depressing. just like hamlet.
13. Macbeth. not a summary, not roleplaying as an ai. don't throw code at me when I want a human interaction.
14. Comedy of Errors. negative points for the anti-reading sentiment. not last place because honesty is respectable.
15. Taming of the Shrew. worst response 0/10. hate this guy. what do you mean you're 'too employed for this'? you're too employed for reading? you're simply too employed to have hobbies, the infamously childish and unemployed thing to have? what are you talking about. my only theory explaining this response is that he never heard of it and thinks it's a booktok smut novel.
16. Coriolanus. Coriolanus is a censored word here. No one on Your Ai Slop Bores Me can talk about Coriolanus
