Aug 6
Maybe the baby couldn’t lift
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Maybe the baby couldn’t lift
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Hamlet is choir royalty and an asshole about it.
Laertes is choir royalty and is mostly quite nice and encouraging about it, even joining in when you trash-talk your douchey choir director.
Ophelia is unfortunately not choir royalty, but not because she’s a bad singer, there’s just an oversaturation of Soprano 2s this year (and, let’s be real, there’s also a sexism element to it).
Horatio is a lowkey dude, so he’s not choir royalty either. However, he is well-beloved in his section because he offers rides to the choir bonfires and is all-around just a very sweet and talented guy who likes to sing.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern can’t carry notes to save their lives, but they bring flowers to every performance, which is very sweet of them.
Just watched The Winter's Tale and it's. all of my headcanons and ships of Hamlet made basically textual.
Polixenes and Camillo spying on Florizel is EXACTLY what I would want in a Polonius and Reynaldo going to France to spy on Laertes fic. I'm convinced Shakespeare shared my exact vision and wanted to realize it in once of his last works
(@lizardrosen )
Shakespeare brainrot somehow got so strong that Laertes is now in a polyamorous relationship with Rosalind and Orlando from As You Like It (they pass Laertes around like a blunt)
His complicated relationship with masculinity, Christianity, and compassion compels me
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if this gets five (5) likes, i'll post a ficlet about depressed grieving laertes, which will be very similar to every other fic i've ever written about depressed grieving laertes. this one has a clumsy extended metaphor about the weather!
Atena for the whole Odyssey: YOU get a makeover! YOU get a makeover! YOU get a makeover! YOU get a-
Laertes but he’s wearing a tacky I ❤️ Paris tourist tshirt