maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

Why do so many women infantilize themselves as soon as they get with a man like that mess is none of my business but it’s horrifying to watch he’s just some guy and you’re here like that’s my dada with his big boy uwu credit card what the hell are you even doing like actually

shut up whore get back to your vanilla shit or whatever

Bro gonna call dada on me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

THE ROTHCAKE.....

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

hello i am a citizen of morrowind, and i love to put 2 to 8 coins in barrels

women fuck the fish. i am uninvolved