On the one hand, i’m amused at the joke. On the other hand, I’m a librarian and this shelving is horrifying.

Well, no shelving system is without fault.

stfu

S tier post

@otsu09

if i took a women's scholarship and then transitioned during college would that count as swindling

WOULD THEY TAKE THE MONEY BACK

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.

happy pride

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

I went to Island and everyone there was

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

joe biden buried all those dogs in an attempt to harness the power of dog wishes in an attempt to win the presidential race. it worked the first time, but he did not realize how much of a toll it would take on his mental facilities, and the spirits of the dogs he stole wishes from banded together and thwarted his second presidential bid. they are finally at peace.

so fucked up to me that david dastmalchian looks Like That and is quite gothy in his personal stylings and has a solid casting type of assorted genre fiction freaks and weirdos (affectionate) and literally hosts a talk show where the whole bit is that it's done with both parties lying in coffins and yet he somehow doesn't appear to have ever played a vampire. like there's something metaphysically wrong about this fact. I feel as though some sort of task force or think tank should be assembled to address and resolve the issue. mr dastmalchian if you are somehow reading this then I really cannot stress enough how urgent I believe this matter to be.

this baby Blue Heron killed the dinosaurs.