[Off 1 beer] I need your Blood

i could blog better than this but i won't

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

There IS Corn In My Fanter Soder

Girls just being girls!

Every time I see this I watch the whole thing and I just love it a lot so I’m finally reblogging

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i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

I propose an alternative to "not my circus, not my monkeys" which is "I'm only a monkey in this circus".