man 👞

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

what doesn't kill you makes you overshare on the internet

art when i like a character: cutely standing there art when i really like a character: rotoscoped animation of her getting hit by a car

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

but what if i'm lying about everything ever

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot