these people may or may not exist

the weird guy pood mysteriously

He can count to twelve but only on alternating Tuesdays

hes cryinf becUse noond undeestood his love for his dog thag he ate when it died so they would be together no1 hndeestood he ate his dog out of LOVE he loved thaf dog

doll that says 'please stop touching me' and 'i dont like that' when u squeeze it

guy who feeds his venus flytraps bugs with chopsticks and talks to it like its a dog

guy who files Ur chewed up piece of gum under S for Sticky

It wobbles constantly, even while using an espresso machine

this kindergartener smokes so much weed everybody calls her high five

guy who only hiccups once

Cheese toastie lover

Pissing terribly

the distinguished toddler despite noble enedeavors gave up on attempting to call the propellor hat by its proper name.