these people may or may not exist

the weird guy pood mysteriously

doll that says 'please stop touching me' and 'i dont like that' when u squeeze it

guy who feeds his venus flytraps bugs with chopsticks and talks to it like its a dog

guy who files Ur chewed up piece of gum under S for Sticky

It wobbles constantly, even while using an espresso machine

this kindergartener smokes so much weed everybody calls her high five

guy who only hiccups once

Cheese toastie lover

Pissing terribly

the distinguished toddler despite noble enedeavors gave up on attempting to call the propellor hat by its proper name.

net-pal of yours who suddenly has quite a different typing style and insists you download an application youve never heard of in order to watch takopi or backroomz with them is insistent that discord screenshare and hyperbeam are simply not viable options.