You have to keep transitioning until you discover that you actually do love dancing and sex. Please.

Clavicular has allegedly been mogged by the tribunus plebis publius clodius pulcher

if astrology was real it ought to be affected by anthropogenic space objects. imagine being like yeah this month has sucked for me bc the iss is in sagittarius

I'm glad people realized that electric vehicles need to make extra noise so people nearby can tell they're there, but I am not totally sure why a lot of manufacturers seemed to have converged on a standard of weird flying saucer noises

I still think they should have recorded a 4-year old playing with hit wheels and making " vroom vroom" noises and edited all the car sounds from that

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”