You have to keep transitioning until you discover that you actually do love dancing and sex. Please.

[ID: a white lace curtain with the words "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN / BUT I CERTAINLY DIDN'T / ASK TO DIE / EXCEPT FOR WHEN I DID / AND I THANK GOD / HE NEVER LISTENS" added with white interfacing just above a flower motif border /End ID]

weird that reading is moralized (as, like, positive and necessary) in the way other things aren't. it's shameful (in some circles etc) to say you haven't read any book this year, it is not shameful (maybe only weird) to say you haven't watched any movie this year (like me. im not even sure if i watched star wars this year which is a new low)

like movies are so incredibly important for culture and ngl i'd say at this point much more influential and "relevant" than novels etc. and yet

Clavicular has allegedly been mogged by the tribunus plebis publius clodius pulcher

if astrology was real it ought to be affected by anthropogenic space objects. imagine being like yeah this month has sucked for me bc the iss is in sagittarius