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The Smurf that gives you an SMG when you get hit by an enemy.

I love/will love my partner (platonic or romantic) so incredibly much that nothing could bring me greater joy than seeing them experience genuine happiness. And seeing them experience genuine unhappiness brings me genuine sorrow. Is this what you guys mean by ‘love’

too grateful to the people who’ve streamed the new album to throw that backhanded compliment in, so i’ll just ask nicely: if you like it, share it with your friends lol i have no idea how promotion works but word of mouth is nice

these are the animal ellipsis ive found. lion:    ... slug:    ........... octopus:      ............ owl:    ..... frog:    ....... horse:    ................. mouse:     ....... panda:    ..... dolphin:       .......

playing with a new vocoder tonight. i sound like one of the girls from t.a.t.u.

okay i might have gone a little overboard here

not even lies could write the encyclopedia spongebob would

i love reading qanon and conspiracy theories forums, aside from the bigotry and awfulness they are such beautiful examples of literalism and paranoia, a genuine attempt to construct a coherent delusional worldview

wow i just noticed a lot of cis men are capable of experiencing erections????

if you ever been in or around the early emo scene you know trent reznor made “hurt” into one of the most “wearing a plaid shirt in a train graveyard” ass songs there ever was but the original version by his band Nine Inch Nails is so unbelievably badass i’m still getting around how good it is, i just heard it at work 3-4 times in one day and i just LOVE how weirdly aggressive and dystopian sounding the production on this is

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okay soooo if i beg everybody to reblog my newest post however many times you have to to make it super super fucking popular on your dash to the point of it getting a shitload of notes will you just make fun of me and send me hateful anonymous asks because i am really truly deeply scared of that happening but it’s either that or i never get famous at all… no pressure though i totally get it i dont even deserve to ask it of you really god……

All Black Metal Is Sunshine By The Way And You Should Smile More

I’m fucjing high as shit rn

first dog and cat ever to peacefully coexist