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welcome to my blog the rest of the world is stupid

the coolest thing just happened to me: i found a comfortable position in bed 💪

washed my hands and arms of all that blood 럭비

like any good glassy-eyed michigan emo punk i can be triggered simply by someone using the word “election”

joke i wrote for my pastor boyfriend like 6 months ago and refused to tell anyone else until i got his reaction (very positive) tonight: me: want to hear a christian joke? him: sure me: just remember it's a joke. i don't really *believe* this. *intense vocal fry* god is a woman.

the rest of the lyrics are a diss track aimed at my past self

who the fuck is this baker?? hes everywhere and i see his stuff, but who is he? why is he?

about to post all my questions to dear mr. gay shark (to ask the magical gay educativas of course)

hanging out with friends you’re not fucking

actually amazing how much of the machinery of online leftism was built on tumblr and to a lesser extent 4chan. so many citations of “the agonism…” and “cat in the wall…” are based on tumblr posts. anyone doing online leftism today and ignoring all that is denying their roots

as someone from virginia lets make a deal. i will never run over your dog if you ensure the dog never runs in front of my car

he was just simping for a woman he never even knew existed… shit could be different if he just got turned down once

is it possible to do occult magic without having to know stuff ? like is there a montecristo guide to mastering ancient witchcraft that i can read while i do my nails

you all know i was never going to delete my account. anybody who knows my music or even just listens to my voice can recognize that i am the most online person in the world

throwing up out of my butthole