“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.
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“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

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what doesn’t kill you makes you cry on a bright sunny day
observations from urgent care
- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it
- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion
- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape
- Maybe knees just suck
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Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!
Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.
Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!
You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.
it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

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pink in the night
i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about
hastily-made artist’s recreation in the five minutes it took to get to my stop
i hope i am not just an online presence to you all but also someone who has a really bad headache
the adventure jarchives
inspired by a comment earlier today where someone said they started listening to The Magnus Archives because they thought it was an Adventure Zone arc (Justin is DM'ing, because this game doesn’t exist) Griffin (Martin): I bring him some tea for +1 healing psychic damage. Justin: Jonny Jimbo Jarchivist, roll for insight. Clint: Still a one. Justin: Okay, so, you don’t think he’s trying to poison you – you can still drink your tea – but this guy is definitely still sus. Griffin: I go to my room and cry. – Justin: Roll for perception. Travis: Ha-ha! Melanie rolls an eighteen plus two. Justin: Yeah, that’s definitely not Sasha. Jarchivist, roll for perception. Clint: Still a one. Justin: You have no idea what she’s talking about. Clint: What do you mean, Melanie? That’s Sasha! Travis: Ooooooh I hate you so much right now. –
Clint: I shake her hand. Griffin: YOu WHAT Travis: That’s an Avatar of the desolation of the blackened earth, the lightless flame! You can’t shake her hand! Clint: I need that info! Griffin: The info doesn’t MATTER if you’re a PILE OF ASH Justin: Roll for damage. (waits) Huh. Okay, that doesn’t kill you, but your hand is pretty fucked. Clint: She said it wouldn’t hurt! Justin: Dude. (laughter interfering with his character voice). I’m evil. I lied.
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Justin: So, the archives is being attacked by a Flesh monster – Clint: What kind of flesh monster? Justin: Shut up, Dad, you’re dead. Clint: I’m not dead! I’m in a coma! I have infinite death saving throws, and one of them is going to work! Griffin: Jarck, don’t play with my heart like this. (to Justin) What kind of flesh monster? Justin: This dude is just. A brick house full of organ meat. (in deep, garbled character voice) Archivist! Come out come out wherever you are!
Travis: You sound like Jabba the Hutt. Justin: Oh I’m way bigger than Jabba. Jabba’s got nothin’ on this body.
Griffin: I run away screaming. (rolls)
Justin: You…successfully run away screaming.
Travis: I fly into a rage! Finally! I roll to do some sick moves with my knife. Justin: You do the sickest moves with your knife. He’s not dead though. Travis: I call to Helen for backup.
Justin: Oh, sweet. Roll for persuasion. (checks dice) Yeah, she’ll help you. Travis: Helen! Throw ‘em in the brig! By the brig I mean tunnels. – Travis: I hook up with Georgie from the ghost podcast. Justin: Yeah, you don’t need to roll for that. That’s just good storytelling.
Justin as NPC Tim: That’s not funny. A clown killed my brother. Griffin: Yeah, man! A clown with big honkin’ shoes and a little squirty flower, got ‘em right in the eye —
Clint: They all came at him out of a tiny car!
Justin as NPC Tim: You’re not helping. No one has ever been less helpful than you guys.
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Justin: So Jarchivist, you are…currently on the run for murder.
Griffin: Might I suggest Marmar Blackwood’s humble abode, which is just cranked to the gills with healing tea?
Clint: (to Justin) Does Jarck have an ex-girlfriend or anything?
Griffin: You’re killin’ me, Jarck.
Justin: Yeah, ok, you have an ex-girlfriend, but you have’t really been in touch since college or anything, and when you split up it was a whole thing —
Travis: Plus she got to keep the cat.
Clint: Hey, I miss that cat!
Justin: Ok, so, you show up at Georgie’s, just the clothes on your back, wanted for murder. Clint: What do I know about Georgie from our previous relationship? What’s her favorite food? What does she do for a living? Justin: She’s, uh (visibly stalling) a podcaster. Griffin: Come the fuck on.
Justin: Hey, this world totally has podcasts! Podcasts about GHOSTS!

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The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum
I reblog this Everytime I see it because it just fills me with so many emotions
following someone who follows all your mutuals but doesn’t follow you back is a humbling yet essential experience…it gives you something to aspire to
maybe someone can put in a good word for me #letterofrecommendation
actually how many significant female characters fitting this archetype can u think of? and i mean their arc and role being actually substantial
Women don’t really get these arcs as much as men, but it does remind me of this quote.
count dracula? uhhh ok. one
WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us
michael imperioli has been in over 34 movies this foes not mean there are over 34 michael imperiolis
do you think dracula is an actor

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underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out
I love this blog so much for basically being an enormous library of interior background references but MAN. There is something Vile and Poetic about that saying being painted on the wall of one of the bleakest-looking school hallways I've seen in a long time. It's like that poem about the stars being painted over in landlord white. Incredible.
I also like the framing because it makes you feel as if you are backed into a corner, and though multiple subconscious signs are trying to force your attention back to accept the main mantra (green coloring equals good contrasting that exit sign, huge lettering, tile on the floor forming a triangle as if an arrow pointing you directly towards it). You tried for so long to take in that message directly, but now you’re trying hard to sideline that message, weighing options, not hiding bias. Black doors giving a tease, letting light from the other side bleed through, that red exit sign glowing painfully red hot above. Right in front of you. That’s all you want to see now. It’s right in front of you.