hello friends

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

if the usamerican civil war was happening now instead of the 1800s you would see posts on here like "im literally disabled and i need a slave to function"

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

happy ten years to this post

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

tumblr mutuals will truly be obsessed with anyone. there is a guy out there with 1 fan worldwide and that fan is your tumblr mutual

I experienced bad turbulence on the plane for the first time and it was kinda erotic I won't lie

*looking over on a plane and seeing this on their notes app*

I feel like the bigger shock would be seeing the explicit fanfics of Beatles porking each other I was reading the whole flight if im being honest

[id: screencap of note reading "First time experiencing bad turbulence on a plane --> hard?" /end id]

certified beatles post

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all