will u please just stan laboum

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

when yuor FUCKING groovey

Is he alright?

yes but hes encased in amber

hazmat suit but it has a boob window

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

anyone else got problems

no you’re the only one

ok. sorry

bro if you cheat at mario kart again we’re gonna have to kick you out of the polycule

if your relationship is fragile enough to be broken because of a video game, and you consider it a ~special club~, maybe you should work on your monogamous relationships first :P

voting someone off the polycule every week like it’s Survivor