do you want. my hanky.

how does one develop discipline in the first place. it seems like discipline requires initial discipline to develop. it's a paradox.

you have to hit rock bottom so hard that you almost die

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

Dudes at the gym love to sit on a machine on their phones for thirty to forty years

I need to go to the seaside until I'm cured

actually think I just need 4 million quid

4 million quid can buy many seaside visits

“people on twitter are saying-“ i dont care. I dont care I dont care. that’s why i am on tumblr and not in that joyless blackhole

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

dude