so there's this cut of paddington 2

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

not just any guy, that's the model for the 1st edition Vampire: the Masquerade cover!

Walk Like No One Is Driving

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

Booty shorts slogan

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda