yikes

blindingly white person: idk man ethnic food just looks nauseating to me. it smells so fucking bad. i can’t believe you eat that

bleach-white american who's never left their hometown: oh how proud i am of my irish blood. my german hands. my greek nose. i really should look into norse religion.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

yeah it's all by choice and not because i have issues with intimacy and vulnerability and abandonment and relationships and my body and my parents and my childhood and how much i value myself and how im perceived and

blowing smoke out my mouth cryptically. we used to play on the computer. we used to play